Past Winners

8/21/2020 To 8/28/2020
$6.00 won 4 votes
 

There’s a new cereal out called 'LOST'...

So when your mom goes to the supermarket next time tell her to “Get LOST!”

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "David Newman" |
8/21/2020 To 8/28/2020
$5.00 won 4 votes

What is the sole purpose of a middle name?

So a child can tell when they're really in trouble!

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
8/14/2020 To 8/21/2020
$50.00 won 8 votes

A guy, desperate for a drink walks into a candy store. He looks around and after a while the storekeeper says, "Can I help you with anything?"

The guy replies, "Yeah, I really need a drink! Got any liquor?"

"Well, I'm not sure but there is this here," replies the storekeeper.

"What is that?"

"It's liquor-ish"

8 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
8/14/2020 To 8/21/2020
$25.00 won 8 votes

A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.

“We have two big needs,” said the village headman. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”

The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said, “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?”

“We have no cellphone reception at all in our village.”

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |