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7/22/2022 To 7/29/2022
$15.00 won 1 votes
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Why isn't holy water used in vaccines?

Because you can't take the lord's name in vein.

1 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
7/22/2022 To 7/29/2022
$12.00 won 1 votes

Sarah, the teacher, asked her 5th grade history class, "When was Rome built?" and called on Timothy to answer first.

"Rome was built at night," was his answer.

"At night?" asked Mrs. Taylor, holding her ruler firmly in her boney-knuckled hands. "How ever did you get such an idea?"

"Well," gulped the student, hoping his answer would satisfy her, "everyone knows Rome wasn't built in a day."

1 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |
7/22/2022 To 7/29/2022
$10.00 won 1 votes


Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play nine holes of golf. Both men are playing excellently but were often held up by two women in front of them, moving at a very slow pace.

Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about 3/4ths of the way, stops and jogs back. His boss asks what the problem is.

Joe said, “Well, one of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress.”

Phil just shook his head at Joe and started toward the women. He was determined to finish his round of golf. He was prepared to ask the ladies to hurry their game. He too stopped short and turned around.

Joe asked, "What's wrong?"

“It's a small, small world Joe, and you're fired."

1 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
7/22/2022 To 7/29/2022
$9.00 won 1 votes

7/11 isn't giving out free slurpees this year!

Instead of offering free slurpees, they will be offering discounted gas at a price of $7.11 a gallon.

1 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "aod318" |