Past Winners

Tip: Save business cards of people you don't like.

If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write, "Sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.

Little Annie: “Mommy, mommy, I’m going to the bathroom on my own!”

Mommy: “Good girl! #1 or #2??”

Little Annie: “If there’s a #2, it must be hiding...”

"You are late for golf again Dave."

"Yes, well-being a Sunday, I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church or go and play golf."

"Okay, but why are you so late?"

"I had to toss it 15 times!"

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- You're running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry.

- The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat.

- You've just been selected for jury duty and you want to get use to sitting with a large group of people.

- The collection plate is never passed to the choir.

- There's a clock in the back of the church and you want to know when one hour has passed.

- For years you have wanted to know who sits in the back of the church but were afraid to turn around and look.

- You've been known to nod off during the service and don't want the minister/priest to catch you.

- The chairs for the choir are padded and are the most comfortable chairs in the church.