Boyfriend: I will never lie to you, dear.
Girlfriend: How sweet!
Boyfriend: Now you tell me a lie.
I’m looking to sell my DeLorean...
Good shape, low mileage...
Only driven from time to time!
“Are you making any New Year’s Resolutions?” my friend asked.
“Yes. I’ve resolved to stop playing so much polo,” I remarked.
“Since when have you been playing polo?"
“Never. But I figured that is one resolution I could keep!”
The definition of a "gimme" in golf can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers...
Neither of whom can putt very well.