Past Winners

If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer…

Oh wait, he does.

A wife was a little guilty that her husband wasn’t very happy because she didn’t like to do anything and didn’t want to ever leave the house. With this in mind, while eating an apple, the wife suggested he seek out a Psychic to help him find fun.

Seeing him happy again a few weeks later she asked if her suggestion helped him at all. Her husband told her that her suggestion to seek out a “Side Chick” was very good!

My husband was building shelves in our bedroom and, intending to continue his work the next day, left some tools on my dresser, including a hammer, screwdriver, and chisel.

The following morning, while I was in front of the dresser combing my hair, my teenage daughter walked in.

"Hi, Mom," she said, taking a look at the dresser. "Fixing your face?"

She wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford them.

So she changed her name to JKM345.