Past Winners

8/21/2020 To 8/28/2020
$10.00 won 6 votes

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home during a small party. He was a bit foggy after having a drink or two. He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went red with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, with the guests not saying a word, the manager finally blurted out, "... and I can't remember who she was!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
8/21/2020 To 8/28/2020
$9.00 won 6 votes
 

Mother decided that 7-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday.

"Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.

"It's your account, darling," mother said as they arrived at the bank, "so you fill out the application."

Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for 'Name of your former bank.' After a slight hesitation, she put down 'Piggy.'

6 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
8/21/2020 To 8/28/2020
$8.00 won 8 votes

"Darling," said the husband to his new bride, "I am not casting any reflections on your cooking, but I sure wish you could learn to make the kinda of bread my mother use to make."

"I don't think that should be too difficult," she said sweetly, "If you will learn to make the dough my father used to make."

8 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "maryjones" |
8/21/2020 To 8/28/2020
$7.00 won 4 votes

Mother: I think our son is going to be an astronaut.

Father: What makes you think that?

Mother: I spoke to his teacher today. She said he is taking up space.

4 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |