Past Winners

7/21/2023 To 7/28/2023
$50.00 won 2 votes

Salesman: "Just give us a small deposit, ma'am, and you'll pay nothing for the next six months."

Woman: "I see you've heard of us."

2 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
7/21/2023 To 7/28/2023
$25.00 won 2 votes
 

When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.

His last wish was to be Frank-in-Stein.

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
7/21/2023 To 7/28/2023
$15.00 won 1 votes

Two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. "I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad's lips."

The six-year-old said, "And I look just like Dad, but I have light hair."

Then she turned to me. "Mom," she asked, "what does Dad have to do with us being born anyway?"

Her older sister jumped right in. "Don't be stupid, Christina. Dad is the one who drove Mom to the hospital."

1 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
7/21/2023 To 7/28/2023
$12.00 won 1 votes

Busily texting his girlfriend while hiking along the Colorado River, our fearless trail guide stumbled over a tree root and went flying head-over-heels into a patch of prickly pear cactus.

He tried to shrug off the episode, but for the rest of the expedition, we fondly referred to him as our 'Trip Leader!'

1 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Wano U" |