Past Winners

1/4/2018 To 1/11/2018
$6.00 won 1 votes

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What? What else was he going to say?]

1 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
12/28/2017 To 1/4/2018
$50.00 won 25 votes

Teacher: "What's the chemical formula for carbon-dioxide??

Student: "COCO."

Teacher: "COCO? What do you mean, COCOC?"

Student: "Well, you said in the last class that's it CO two."

25 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
12/28/2017 To 1/4/2018
$25.00 won 25 votes

A man arrives at the repair shop to pick-up his watch.

Clerk: "I haven't finished repairing it yet. just give me a few more minutes.

Man: "Sure, no problem."

The man goes and stands right next to the clerk, who notices him but continues working. After a while, he can't take it anymore.

Clerk: "Why are you sticking so close to me?"

Man: "I'm only doing what the sign outside your door says."

Clerk: "And what is that, may I ask?"

Man: "It says, 'Watch Repairs.'"

25 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
12/28/2017 To 1/4/2018
$15.00 won 15 votes
 

Patient: "I'm having a problem with my eyes. I see something from far but then when I get there, there's nothing. It's gone."

Doctor: "It's a new disease. It's called ASRD syndrome."

Patient: "ASRD?"

Doctor: "It stands for 'Annual Salary Revision Deficiency' syndrome."

15 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |