Past Winners

1/21/2021 To 1/28/2021
$15.00 won 6 votes

Our family took shelter in the basement after hearing a tornado warning. My husband told everyone to stay put while he got his cell phone out of the car, in case the lines went dead.

He didn't return for the longest time, so I went looking for him. I was upstairs calling his name, when I heard our phone machine click on.

"Hi," a voice said. "This is Dad. I'm locked out of the house."

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Raac" |
1/21/2021 To 1/28/2021
$12.00 won 5 votes

Simon: How were the exam questions?

Peter: Easy.

Simon: Then why do you look so unhappy?

Peter: The questions didn’t give me any trouble—just the answers.

5 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
1/21/2021 To 1/28/2021
$10.00 won 5 votes

A snail was involved in an accident that resulted in his shell being torn completely off.

Hearing about the accident, one of his friends rushed over (as much as a snail can rush) to his friend's house.

"I heard about your accident!" he exclaimed, and then asked, "How are you feeling?"

The recovering snail answered, "Sluggish."

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "HENNE" |
1/21/2021 To 1/28/2021
$9.00 won 5 votes

It is a scientific fact...

That your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

5 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |