Past Winners

8/7/2020 To 8/14/2020
$15.00 won 11 votes

Little Johnny went fishing with his dad, who had his fishing license on the back of his hat.

After a while they had caught no fish when Little Johnny offered the following suggestion: "Dad, turn your hat around so the fish can see your license."

11 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
8/7/2020 To 8/14/2020
$12.00 won 11 votes

So a burglar broke into my house...

I put the red dot on his chest and my cat did the rest!

11 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
8/7/2020 To 8/14/2020
$10.00 won 11 votes

Upon Little Johnny's graduation his Aunt gave him a graduation present.

Little Johnny: "Thank you so much Aunt Vera for this present."

Aunt Vera: "Oh, that's nothing to thank me for."

Little Johnny: "That's what I thought but mother told me to thank you just the same."

11 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "maryjones" |
8/7/2020 To 8/14/2020
$9.00 won 9 votes

"Jake," said his employer, "you've done a lot of good things since you've been here. I'm going to increase your pay five dollars a week."

"Thanks boss," replied Jake. "Would you mind putting that in writing?"

"Why? Don't you trust me?"

"I trust you boss," replied Jake. "It's my wife. If I say I got a five dollar raise, she will think it's really fifteen. I just need proof."

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "barber7796" |