My dog had a bad case of fleas. So I brought him to the vet.
The doctor told me, “I’m going to have to put him down."
I said, “What? Just because he’s got fleas?”
“No,” the doctor said, “because he’s so heavy.”
My neighbor is with the K-9 unit of our police department and named his partner "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID".
He watches peoples reaction when he calls his name.
If during the wedding ceremony, the man standing to the groom is called best man...
How come the woman next to the bride is only a maid?
So grateful somebody invented window blinds...
Or it would be curtains for all of us!