Anyone want to buy some exercise equipment?
I'm having a going-out-of-fitness sale.
The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes...
And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo.
Joe: Every night I take two quarters to bed with me.
Peter: Whatever for?
Joe: They are my sleeping quarters.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?