Past Winners

9/28/2018 To 10/5/2018
$15.00 won 6 votes

My dog had a bad case of fleas. So I brought him to the vet.

The doctor told me, “I’m going to have to put him down."

I said, “What? Just because he’s got fleas?”

“No,” the doctor said, “because he’s so heavy.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
9/28/2018 To 10/5/2018
$12.00 won 5 votes
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My neighbor is with the K-9 unit of our police department and named his partner "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID".

He watches peoples reaction when he calls his name.

5 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |
9/28/2018 To 10/5/2018
$10.00 won 4 votes

If during the wedding ceremony, the man standing to the groom is called best man...

How come the woman next to the bride is only a maid?

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "kjk" |
9/28/2018 To 10/5/2018
$9.00 won 4 votes

So grateful somebody invented window blinds...

Or it would be curtains for all of us!

4 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |