Past Winners

12/1/2022 To 12/8/2022
$12.00 won 3 votes

A man with authority walks into a bar.

He orders everyone a round.

3 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
12/1/2022 To 12/8/2022
$10.00 won 2 votes

- So many men, so few who can afford me

- God made us sisters, and Prozac made us friends

- If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going!

- My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips

- Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog

- Coffee - Chocolate - Men ... Some things are just better rich

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "merk" |
12/1/2022 To 12/8/2022
$9.00 won 2 votes
 

What works faster than a calculator?

A calcu-sooner!

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
12/1/2022 To 12/8/2022
$8.00 won 2 votes

- Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really care anymore.

- I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

- Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

- Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |