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5/22/2020 To 5/29/2020
$50.00 won 10 votes

The real estate agent is following up with an elderly gentlemen after showing him a new home. Over the phone the agent indicated, "This house will be worth double what you paid for it in a few years."

The older gentleman laughs, "At my age, it's a risk buying green bananas."

10 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
5/22/2020 To 5/29/2020
$25.00 won 9 votes
 

They say you shouldn't go grocery shopping when you're hungry...

But I ran out of food a few days ago, and it's just getting worse!

9 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
5/22/2020 To 5/29/2020
$15.00 won 8 votes

At a girl's college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately.

"I want to surprise her. You see, I'm her brother."

"Oh, she'll be surprised all right," said the woman. "But think of how surprised I am, I'm her mother!"

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
5/22/2020 To 5/29/2020
$12.00 won 7 votes

I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're...

There so stupid!

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |