What would Wonder Woman and Spider-Man name their business?
Amazon Web Services.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry, no time.”
I got my wife a metal detector as a present, but she didn't like it.
Strange, as she always likes to dig up things from the past.
Just so everybody's clear...
I’m going to put my glasses on!