Past Winners

10/27/2017 To 11/3/2017
$15.00 won 22 votes

A child psychologist had twin boys—one was an optimist; the other, a pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Day he loaded the pessimist’s room with toys and games. In the optimist’s room, he dumped a pile of horse droppings.

That night, the father found the pessimist surrounded by his gifts, crying.

“What’s wrong?” the father asked.

“I have a ton of game manuals to read … I need batteries … and my toys will all eventually get broken!” sobbed the pessimist.

Passing the optimist’s room, the father found him dancing for joy around the pile of droppings. “Why are you so happy?” he asked.

The optimist shouted, “There’s got to be a pony in here somewhere!”

22 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "srg" |
10/27/2017 To 11/3/2017
$12.00 won 21 votes

What do we learn from animals like Buffaloes, Elephants and Cows?

That not everyone can lose weight by eating greens and salads and walking as well.

21 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
10/27/2017 To 11/3/2017
$10.00 won 21 votes

Mamma Bird: "Are you feeling alright? What's wrong?"

Baby Bird: "I shouldn't have eaten that caterpillar sandwich before the interview. Now I have butterflies in my stomach."

21 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
10/27/2017 To 11/3/2017
$9.00 won 20 votes

Dad rarely dresses up, so when he left the bedroom decked out in a suit and tie, he wanted to commemorate the moment.

Handing me his camera, he asked, “Mind taking a selfie of me?”

20 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Mary" |