Past Winners

Two rectangles were having a heated debate when they arrive at an utter stalemate. Along comes a circle, so they ask her to decide which one of them are right.

The circle listens intently and replies with silence.

The two rectangles demand of the circle, "Who's side are you on?"

The circle replies, "I'm sorry, but I don't have a side."

How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?

1 Mrs. hippie...
2 Mrs. hippie...
3 Mrs. hippie...

Boss: Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock, knock.

Employee: Who's there?

Boss: Not you anymore.

A Mexican restaurant I pulled up to looked great. Only one problem - it wasn't open.

So I jotted down the name for another day. Just then, a man came out of the restaurant and took a peek at what I'd written.

"That's not the name of the restaurant," he said, pointing to the sign over the door. "That's Spanish for 'Closed on Mondays.'"