Past Winners

5/13/2022 To 5/20/2022
$15.00 won 3 votes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two - one to screw it most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.

3 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
5/13/2022 To 5/20/2022
$12.00 won 4 votes
 

Two cowboys were lost in the desert when they spotted a tree draped in bacon strips.

"We're saved!" shouted one cowboy. But when he ran up to the tree, he was shot multiple times.

It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
5/13/2022 To 5/20/2022
$10.00 won 4 votes
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
5/13/2022 To 5/20/2022
$9.00 won 3 votes

Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it's biting my fingernails.

One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails.

"Great Idea, Honey," he smiled. "You can eat them straight out of the box."

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "merk" |