Past Winners

Money doesn't buy happiness?

Well, it does buy a jet ski.

Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

The famous pop singer Chloe Sweetsong is signing autographs outside the local concert hall of a small town when a little girl approaches her with an autograph book.

"Miss Sweetsong," the girl says. "May I have your autograph, please?"

Noticing that the girl looks familiar, Chloe says, "But haven't I signed your book before?"

"Yes," the girl replies. "But when I get ten of your autographs, I can get one of Taylor Swift's."

Major Regrets I've Had In 2023:

Spending $250 on that Aaron Rogers Jets jersey.

Buying Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner an early anniversary gift.

Operating a mud bath booth at Burning Man.

Making that World Series bet on the Oakland A's.

Neighbor: "How old is your father?"

Boy: "As old as me."

Neighbor: "How can that be?"

Boy: "He became a father when I was born."