Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
What do you call words that upset rabbits?
They're called 'Hare Triggers.'
When single ladies near the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats...
This phenomenon is known as many-paws.
Question: Why does a Queen carry a scepter?
Answer: Because everyone works 'cept her!