Past Winners

11/15/2018 To 11/22/2018
$10.00 won 7 votes

What kind of berry has a coloring book?

A crayon-berry!

7 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Egbert" |
11/15/2018 To 11/22/2018
$9.00 won 5 votes

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.

Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"

"Don't worry," said the auctioneer. "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
11/15/2018 To 11/22/2018
$8.00 won 7 votes
 

How do science teachers freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

7 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
11/15/2018 To 11/22/2018
$7.00 won 5 votes

I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."

"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."

He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |