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1/5/2023 To 1/12/2023
$25.00 won 3 votes

A statistics major was completely hung over the day of his final exam. It was a True/False test, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers. The stats professor watched the student the entire two hours as he was flipping the coin... writing the answer... flipping the coin... writing the answer.

At the end of the two hours, everyone else had left the final except for the one student. The professor walks up to his desk and interrupts the student, saying: "Listen, I have seen that you did not study for this statistics test, you didn't even open the exam. If you are just flipping a coin for your answer, what is taking you so long?"

The student replies bitterly, as he is still flipping the coin: "Shhh! I am checking my answers!"

3 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "merk" |
1/5/2023 To 1/12/2023
$15.00 won 2 votes

I took Buzz Lightyear Christmas shopping with me.

We went to Bed, Bath & Beyond!

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "I am innocent" |
1/5/2023 To 1/12/2023
$12.00 won 3 votes

Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?

Olive.

You've heard the song.

"Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
1/5/2023 To 1/12/2023
$10.00 won 2 votes

I thought my new girlfriend might be the one...

But when I went through her drawers and found a nurse's uniform, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I changed my mind.

I figure if she can't hold on to a job, she's not the one for me.

2 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "aod318" |