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6/1/2018 To 6/8/2018
$10.00 won 7 votes

I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?"

"Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.

I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm."

7 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |
6/1/2018 To 6/8/2018
$9.00 won 6 votes
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Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.

Me: And?

6 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Richard Felt" |
6/1/2018 To 6/8/2018
$8.00 won 6 votes
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I wanted to do a pun on Sodium, but Na.....

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Lumbergranny " |
6/1/2018 To 6/8/2018
$7.00 won 5 votes

"I'll have an H2O," says the first.

"I'll have an H2O too," says the second.

The second man dies.

5 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "alexander" |