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9/9/2022 To 9/16/2022
$5.00 won 1 votes

The Higgs Boson walks into a church.

The bishop says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson in here."

The Higgs Boson asks, "But without me, how can you have mass?"

1 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Susan Paetznick" |
9/2/2022 To 9/9/2022
$50.00 won 2 votes

In an American history discussion group, the professor was trying to explain how societies ideal of beauty changes with time.

"For example," he said, "take the 1921 Miss America. She stood five feet, one inch tall, weighed 108 pounds and had measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she'd do in today's version of the contest?"

The class fell silent for a moment. Then one student piped up, "Not very well."

"Why is that?" Asked the professor.

"For one thing," the student pointed out, "She'd be way too old!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "merk" |
9/2/2022 To 9/9/2022
$25.00 won 2 votes
 

Having too much sex can cause memory loss.

I read it on page 14 in a medical journal...

On the 14th of November...

2019...

At 3:19pm.

2 votes

CATEGORY Love Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
9/2/2022 To 9/9/2022
$15.00 won 2 votes

Judge asks the defendant, “Why did you steal that car, Mr. Jones?”

Mr. Jones looks down, “I just had to get to work for an important meeting.”

The judge keeps asking, “Well why didn’t you take a bus?”

Mr. Jones looks up, surprised, “Don’t you need a special license to drive the bus?”

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |