Past Winners

4/26/2019 To 5/3/2019
$10.00 won 8 votes

A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married. The gentleman replied, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry?"

"Yes, there was one girl once. I guess she was the one perfect girl, the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."

"Well, why didn't you marry her?" asked the friend.

"She was looking for the perfect man," he said.

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "HENNE" |
4/26/2019 To 5/3/2019
$9.00 won 2 votes

Bob meets Bill at the bar after work and is looking down in the dumps.

"What's wrong now Bob," asked Bill.

Bob replies, "They called in a management team and gave everyone in the office an aptitude test to see what they were best suited for."

"Yeah, so what's the problem with that," asks Bill.

Bob sighs, "Well, it seems I'm best suited for unemployment."

2 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
4/26/2019 To 5/3/2019
$8.00 won 3 votes

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head.

Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it until the bug squirted out into his bucket.

It went in one ear and out the udder.

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Retired Terp" |
4/26/2019 To 5/3/2019
$7.00 won 2 votes

As a man serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let him know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale.

"I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something," she suggested.

"I don't have a girlfriend," he answered.

"No girlfriend? Why not?"

"My wife won't let me. "

2 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "outward" |