Past Winners

2/21/2019 To 2/28/2019
$10.00 won 6 votes

Did you hear about the old man whose birthday one year lasted only one minute?

It was his sixty-second birthday.

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2/21/2019 To 2/28/2019
$9.00 won 7 votes

Interviewer: "What would you consider one of your strengths?"

Me: "I perform under pressure..."

Interviewer: "Can you get give me an example?"

Me: (deep breath) "Mm ba ba de Um bum ba de Um bu bu ba de PRESSURE, pushing down on me..."

7 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
2/21/2019 To 2/28/2019
$8.00 won 7 votes

I was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When I found a prominent gray hair right at the front, I pointed to my forehead.

"Have you seen this?" I indignantly asked my husband.

"What?" he asked. "The wrinkles?"

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |
2/21/2019 To 2/28/2019
$7.00 won 5 votes

My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour.

I said, “Wait, I can change!”

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |