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7/26/2019 To 8/2/2019
$10.00 won 8 votes

How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment?

Ten-ants.

8 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "barber7796" |
7/26/2019 To 8/2/2019
$9.00 won 8 votes

My friend seemed really down as we were having an after work visit to the local bar. After a few beers he finally shared his story. "I finally snapped. Last night while I was going over the bills, I discovered how much money my wife squanders and I hit the roof. I stormed into the bedroom and gave her a lecture on economy and thrift.”

“Did it help?”

“I’ll say. Tomorrow we’re selling my boat and sailing equipment.”

8 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Benjones" |
7/26/2019 To 8/2/2019
$8.00 won 8 votes

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night...

Oof!

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
7/26/2019 To 8/2/2019
$7.00 won 7 votes

A lady was taking her first golf lesson. She asked the instructor, "Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?"

"P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "P-u-t means to place something where you want it. P-u-t-t means, merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."

7 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |