Past Winners

9/16/2022 To 9/23/2022
$10.00 won 1 votes

What is the difference between dogs and marine biologists?

One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "greens52" |
9/16/2022 To 9/23/2022
$9.00 won 1 votes
 

My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time with her.

I decided to fix that by having a "movie night" with her.

We watched Hackers, The Net, Anti-Trust, You've Got Mail and The Matrix.

She's still mad at me.

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
9/16/2022 To 9/23/2022
$8.00 won 1 votes

Judy: Billy got fresh with me last night, so I slapped his face. But I was sorry just as soon as I did it.

Trudy: Because you care about him?

Judy: No, because he was chewing tobacco.

1 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gene R." |
9/16/2022 To 9/23/2022
$7.00 won 1 votes

"The violinist's execution was simply marvelous."

"Wasn't it though? You could see the audience hanging on every note."

1 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |