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11/30/2017 To 12/7/2017
$10.00 won 25 votes

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside!

25 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
11/30/2017 To 12/7/2017
$9.00 won 23 votes
 

Teacher: "One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?"

Little Johnny: "Future impossible tense!"

23 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "RS" |
11/30/2017 To 12/7/2017
$8.00 won 19 votes

An old man walked into a car showroom and found the car he wanted to buy. He requested that the salesman not sell the particular model till the next day, since he wanted to buy it on his birthday.

The salesman gave his word. The next day the old man visited the showroom only to find the car being sold to a young lady. The young lady looked really gorgeous. The old man asked the salesman, "I told you to keep this car on hold. Not only didn't you keep your word, you also sold it at a discounted rate."

The salesman replied, "She insisted to buy only this car, and with a discount. Look how beautiful she is? How could I say no to her?"

The young lady walked up to the old man, gave the car keys to him and said, "Didn't I tell you they'd give me a discount? Happy birthday Dad!"

19 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
11/30/2017 To 12/7/2017
$7.00 won 9 votes

Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Stranger: "To get to the other side."

Me: "No. To get the Chicken Newspaper. You get it?"

Stranger: "No."

Me: "I don't get it either... I get The Miami Herald."

9 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |