Past Winners

Ashlea: I told you, I'm on a strict plant-based diet.

John: Don't worry, these burgers are all plant-based.

Ashlea: Mmm... this is delicious. What plant is this from?

John: Meat-packing plant.

Teacher: What is a synonym?

Student: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other!

A dentist was about to leave his office with his golf bag on his shoulder, when the phone rang.

“Doctor,” the caller said, “I have a terrible toothache. Can I stop by your office in a few minutes?”

“Sorry,” replied the dentist, “but I have a previous appointment to fill eighteen cavities this afternoon.”

I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesman for several years running.

The trick was to level a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.