Past Winners

Two guys were sitting at the bar. One of them said, “A lady has invited me to brunch tomorrow but I know nothing of proper table etiquette."

“What do you want to know?" asked the other one.

“Well, um… for example what goes better with waffles, red or white wine?”

"Is it too late to cancel?"

An egg and a chicken sit in a doctor’s waiting room.

A nurse walks out of the office and asks, “Alright, which one of you came first?”

“Seriously!” shouts the chicken. ”Here, too?!”

Top 5 Signs that Gasoline has gotten way too expensive:

1. A gas station is offering a free car with every fill up!

2. Any purchase over a gallon requires a credit check.

3. Price is now in gold bullion.

4. Texaco now offering monthly payment plans.

5. You're excited to find gas at under $5 a half cup.

My friend David had his ID stolen...

Now he’s just Dav.