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11/19/2020 To 11/26/2020
$10.00 won 6 votes

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was a delay.

Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated. "I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting."

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
11/19/2020 To 11/26/2020
$9.00 won 5 votes

I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it.

My skin got flushed and my heart raced, I got sweaty and short of breath...

It's too dangerous.

5 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
11/19/2020 To 11/26/2020
$8.00 won 5 votes

An officer while walking his beat sees a lady walking a skunk along the sidewalk.

He says, "Hey lady, why do you have the skunk?"

"This is my Social Distancing Support Animal!"

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Leon T. Myers" |
11/19/2020 To 11/26/2020
$7.00 won 5 votes

When do you congratulate someone for their mistake?

On their Wedding Day!

5 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Victoria" |