Past Winners

6/4/2021 To 6/11/2021
$10.00 won 3 votes

Judge: What is the prisoner charged with?

Lawyer: He is a camera enthusiast.

Judge: But you can’t put a person in jail because he is crazy about taking pictures.

Lawyer: He doesn’t take pictures, your Honor, just cameras.

3 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
6/4/2021 To 6/11/2021
$9.00 won 3 votes

"Latte" is French...

French for “you paid way too much money for coffee!”

3 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
6/4/2021 To 6/11/2021
$8.00 won 2 votes

"I received a half dozen really cool ties for my birthday. I guess I'm going to tie one on."

His wife shook her head and said, "Just don't wake me up when you get home!"

2 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bill Sauro" |
6/4/2021 To 6/11/2021
$7.00 won 2 votes
 

I went out for a run this morning, but I came back after a couple of minutes because I forgot something.

I forgot that I can't run for more than a couple of minutes.

2 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "aod318" |