Past Winners

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was a delay.

Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated. "I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting."

I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it.

My skin got flushed and my heart raced, I got sweaty and short of breath...

It's too dangerous.

An officer while walking his beat sees a lady walking a skunk along the sidewalk.

He says, "Hey lady, why do you have the skunk?"

"This is my Social Distancing Support Animal!"

When do you congratulate someone for their mistake?

On their Wedding Day!