Past Winners

What is the difference between dogs and marine biologists?

One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.

My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time with her.

I decided to fix that by having a "movie night" with her.

We watched Hackers, The Net, Anti-Trust, You've Got Mail and The Matrix.

She's still mad at me.

Judy: Billy got fresh with me last night, so I slapped his face. But I was sorry just as soon as I did it.

Trudy: Because you care about him?

Judy: No, because he was chewing tobacco.

"The violinist's execution was simply marvelous."

"Wasn't it though? You could see the audience hanging on every note."