Past Winners

1/19/2023 To 1/26/2023
$10.00 won 1 votes

A woman posts her profile on a dating app. Two days later, she gets a message back, saying, "I would love to meet you, but I need to tell you that I am eight feet tall, covered in long, mangy fur riddled with fleas, and have glowing yellow eyes, razor sharp claws and long, drooly fangs. If you are still interested in meeting me, I'll be sitting on a bench in Central Park at five o'clock this afternoon."

The woman replies, "I would love to meet you, but could you please wear a red rose and some French cologne so I can recognize you?"

1 votes

CATEGORY Love Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
1/19/2023 To 1/26/2023
$9.00 won 1 votes

Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlor to get a tattoo.

After it wouldn’t wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlor wasn’t there.

1 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
1/12/2023 To 1/19/2023
$50.00 won 3 votes

Life is like a helicopter.

I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

3 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
1/12/2023 To 1/19/2023
$25.00 won 3 votes

Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.

"You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl.

Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "merk" |