Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?
Boy: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
24 hours in a day...
24 beers in a case....
Teacher: "Have you ever seen a humming bird?"
Student: "No, but I have watched a spelling bee!"
What is the cause of most computer problems?
It's the loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.