I have the most marvelous recipe for meatloaf...
All I have to do is mention it to my husband and he says, "Let's eat out."
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
I told the waitress my steak was bad.
She picked it up, slapped it, and threw it back down.
She said, "If it gives you any more trouble, let me know."
My doctor has an odd sense of humor.
When I broke my leg skiing he thought it was humerus.