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11/23/2017 To 11/30/2017
$8.00 won 26 votes

Teacher: "Name the nation that people dislike the most?"

Little Johnny: "That's easy, it's the 'Exami-nation'!"

26 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "RS" |
11/23/2017 To 11/30/2017
$7.00 won 25 votes

Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"

Student: "By staying at home?"

25 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
11/23/2017 To 11/30/2017
$6.00 won 7 votes

I walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a Screwdriver.

He disappears and reappears twenty minutes later with a Philips Head screwdriver.

I look at him aghast and say, “What would you have done if I asked for a Bloody Mary?”

7 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
11/23/2017 To 11/30/2017
$5.00 won 3 votes

It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. "Please let me in," says the man, "I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."

"Okay," says the butcher. "Let me see what's left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.

"That one's too skinny. What else have you got"? says the man. The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes then brings the same turkey back out to the man.

"Oh no," says the man, "that one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of them."

3 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "HENNE" |