Past Winners

10/26/2018 To 11/2/2018
$8.00 won 4 votes

Daughter: "Mom, are you gaining some weights?"

Mother: "Hon, it's because your dad always makes me angry. When I am mad, I eat a lot."

Daughter: "No wonder dad is bigger."

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "kjk" |
10/26/2018 To 11/2/2018
$7.00 won 5 votes
 

Husband says to his wife, "See you honey, I am off to play Hit and Cuss."

"Hit and Cuss? What's that?" she asked.

He answered, "Well, some people call it golf."

5 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Dansei59" |
10/26/2018 To 11/2/2018
$6.00 won 5 votes
 

My wife said to me, "How on earth are we going to use 9% less gas this winter?"

"You can stop burning my dinner for a start," I replied.

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
10/26/2018 To 11/2/2018
$5.00 won 3 votes

A husband who has been working out as per his new years resolution says to his wife, "Honey, I think I took on too much for a beginner. I've decided to break up my workout."

"Oh?" his wife asked, "How's the new work-out divided up?"

The husband confidently replied, "Half for you and half for me."

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "CMatthewC" |