Past Winners

5/3/2019 To 5/10/2019
$8.00 won 4 votes

At an election booth, a woman was applying electoral ink to her forefinger.

She asked, "How long will this last?"

The officer replied, "60 days!"

The woman asks, "Could you please color my hair as well?"

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Klein" |
5/3/2019 To 5/10/2019
$7.00 won 4 votes

What do the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Titanic have in common?

They both looked good until they hit the ice!

4 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "ryry663" |
5/3/2019 To 5/10/2019
$6.00 won 5 votes

As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes...

He then said, " You know, one would have been enough."

5 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "mcdanijt" |
5/3/2019 To 5/10/2019
$5.00 won 3 votes
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A man goes to the doctor with a flatulence problem. The doctor asks "How often?" and the man replies 10 to 15 times an hour.

The doctor goes to his back office and returns with a pole with an iron hook. The man screams, "What are going to do with that Doc?"

The doctor replies, "I'm going to open some windows."

3 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Writer Guy" |