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8/2/2019 To 8/9/2019
$8.00 won 7 votes
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A criminal has an idea for a business. To execute the crooked plan he hires a partner. He explains everything, “First, you secretly flatten people’s car tires. Then, offer our tire changing service through an advertisement. Got it?”

A few weeks later, after getting no customers, the cops show up at their tire changing garage, placing them under arrest due to suspicious advertising. On the way to jail, the criminal who thought up the plan asks the partner about the advertisement.

“Well, I had a great idea. I realized we could save ourselves a lot of time by stabbing our flyer directly into the tire.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "JCVD" |
8/2/2019 To 8/9/2019
$7.00 won 7 votes

A farmer walks into a hardware store and asks for a chainsaw that can cut down 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The farmer is suitably impressed, and buys it.

The next day he brings it back, complaining that it would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAY!

The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what’s wrong, and the farmer says, “What’s that noise?”

7 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "barber7796" |
8/2/2019 To 8/9/2019
$6.00 won 7 votes

Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it...

Guess I really am... Independent!

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
8/2/2019 To 8/9/2019
$5.00 won 6 votes

"Man, me and my wife had a fight yesterday."

"Oh yea, about what?"

"You see, I wanted to watch the game but she wanted to watch a movie."

"So, how was the movie?"

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Jenmo1" |