I’m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.
It’s an autobiography.
A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity.
So I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
Wife: Darling, it was such a hard day. Would you tell me the three magical words that always make me so happy?
Husband: You are right.
Wife: Very funny, no, the other ones.
Husband: I was wrong.
If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you leave the bathroom, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?