Past Winners

2/18/2021 To 2/25/2021
$8.00 won 3 votes

Why did the man place scissors inside the refrigerator?

To remind himself he needed cold cuts!

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Wano U" |
2/18/2021 To 2/25/2021
$7.00 won 3 votes

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight. Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.

Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug asked, "Why did you put up such a fight?"

To which the man promptly replied, "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe."

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2/18/2021 To 2/25/2021
$6.00 won 2 votes
 

While going through his deceased father’s things, a man finds a 25-year-old claim check for a shoe repair.

Curious, he goes to the store and hands the owner the ticket.

The owner goes to the back and then reappears. “Good news,” he begins, “they’ll be ready next Friday.”

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
2/18/2021 To 2/25/2021
$5.00 won 3 votes

A young seminary student went home for Christmas break. A horrible snowstorm stranded the regular minister in another town. The leaders of the congregation asked the young man to substitute for the regular minister.

The young preacher started his sermon by explaining the meaning of a substitute. "If you break a window," he said, "and then place a piece of plywood over the hole -- that's a substitute."

After the sermon, a well-intentioned woman wished to compliment the young man. As she enthusiastically shook his hand, she said: "You were no substitute. You were a real pane!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "merk" |