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9/1/2023 To 9/8/2023
$9.00 won 2 votes

A New York businessman buys a newspaper, glances at the front page, throws it away.

Next day, he does the same thing. This goes on for days.

Eventually, the newspaper guy asks, "Why do you do keep doing that?"

"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"

"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"

"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be."

2 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "aod318" |
9/1/2023 To 9/8/2023
$8.00 won 2 votes
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A mother and son where out for lunch at a diner.

The waitress says, "Cops and kids under 5 eat for free!"

Mother discreetly nudges her 6 year old.

The son says, "I'm a police."

2 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
9/1/2023 To 9/8/2023
$7.00 won 3 votes
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If I was a rapper my handle would be "Gershwin" and I'd demand that the cover art for my cd's would be exclusively rendered in blue designs.

That way I could truthfully say that they are Gershwin's rap cd's in blue.

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Peter P." |
9/1/2023 To 9/8/2023
$6.00 won 2 votes

Young Office Worker, to older boss: "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir."

Older Boss: "What do you mean you think?"

Young Office Worker: "Well, when I answered the phone, a voice said, 'Is that you, you old fool?'"

2 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |