Past Winners

I’m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.

It’s an autobiography.

A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity.

So I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

Wife: Darling, it was such a hard day. Would you tell me the three magical words that always make me so happy?

Husband: You are right.

Wife: Very funny, no, the other ones.

Husband: I was wrong.

If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you leave the bathroom, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European.