Past Winners

5/28/2021 To 6/4/2021
$8.00 won 2 votes

I’m working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins...

I call it 'Baptismal Font.'

2 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
5/28/2021 To 6/4/2021
$7.00 won 2 votes

What do you get when you cross a Gorilla with a Rhino?

I don't exactly know either but would imagine you get an animal that often hear's the words, "Whatever you say, I'm golden with it!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Marty" |
5/28/2021 To 6/4/2021
$6.00 won 1 votes
 

Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart in The Villages, FL. just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies, especially around a Retirement Community.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though you coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"

"They said, 'Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?'"

1 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
5/21/2021 To 5/28/2021
$50.00 won 6 votes

My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.

I had some pretty big shoes to fill.

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |