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2/1/2018 To 2/8/2018
$8.00 won 6 votes
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How does someone actually break out into a "cold sweat"?

Doing Pilates in a Meat Locker?

6 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2/1/2018 To 2/8/2018
$7.00 won 3 votes

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.

The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.

"Yes," she replied. "Please tell him Mother didn't come after all."

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
2/1/2018 To 2/8/2018
$6.00 won 2 votes

Nurse: "Doctor, doctor! The man you've just treated collapsed on the front step! What should I do?"

Doctor: "Turn him around, so it looks like he was just arriving!"

2 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
2/1/2018 To 2/8/2018
$5.00 won 1 votes

Studies have shown that married men live longer than single men...

So if you want a longer life, and a slower death, just get married.

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Douglas" |