Past Winners

2/14/2019 To 2/21/2019
$15.00 won 8 votes
 

What did the mother worm say to her son when he was late for dinner?

"Where IN Earth have you been?!?!"

8 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
2/14/2019 To 2/21/2019
$12.00 won 8 votes

A man is applying for a job in a circus. The interviewer asks: "So what can you do?"

"I can do a really good bird impression" replied the man

"Oh we already have people who do that here, we won't be needing you for that"

"Oh well," the man said sadly and flew away.

8 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
2/14/2019 To 2/21/2019
$10.00 won 6 votes
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What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.

"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.

Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"

"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

6 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "HENNE" |
2/14/2019 To 2/21/2019
$9.00 won 6 votes

If I had $1 every time someone over 40 told me my generation was the problem...

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined!

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |