Past Winners

Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in California, I was stopped by a state trooper in Kansas for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave him a small bag of my grandmother's delicious chocolate-chip cookies and proceeded on my way.

Later, I was stopped by another trooper. "What have I done?" I asked.

"Nothing," the trooper said, smiling. "I heard you were passing out great chocolate-chip cookies."

I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"...

By Robin Banks.

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

I accidentally sat on my phone...

Siri suggested several local gyms.