Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I did not know you could YODEL!
What's the difference between an American student and an English student?
"About 3,000 miles!"
One day a man was going home...
Thief: "Stop! Give me your wallet! (The man hands him his wallet.) Ha! See how I fooled you! There are no bullets in this gun."
Man: "Ha! See how I fooled you! There's no money in that wallet!"
People are always asking me if I’m a cat person or a dog person...
As if penguins didn’t even exist!