Past Winners

2/4/2021 To 2/11/2021
$15.00 won 6 votes

Once a terrible golfer hit a ball onto an ant hill. He went over the ant hill to hit the ball. No matter how hard he tried, all the golfer managed to do was to hit the ant hill and kill many ants.

At last, only two ants remained. One turned to the other and said, “If we want to stay alive, we’d better get on the ball!”

6 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
2/4/2021 To 2/11/2021
$12.00 won 6 votes
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A man found a magic lamp with a genie who offered him three wishes.

"For my first wish," he said, "I'd like to be rich."

"Okay, Rich," the genie replied, "what's your second wish?"

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2/4/2021 To 2/11/2021
$10.00 won 5 votes

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.

After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down for a brief ceremony in front of the congregation.

For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married.

"Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested.

Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
2/4/2021 To 2/11/2021
$9.00 won 5 votes

A sailor didn't like anything he saw in the mess/food line, so he just picked up a large piece of chocolate cake. The cook asked, "Is that all you're gonna eat?"

The sailor said, "Yeah, the rest of it doesn't look too appetizing."

The cook smiled and said, "Well, in that case would you like two pieces of cake?"

The sailor said, "Yeah, man, I'd appreciate it!"

The cook leaned over and cut the sailor's piece of cake in half.

5 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |