Past Winners

7/19/2019 To 7/26/2019
$15.00 won 8 votes

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. “My dad is an engineer. He can do anything. You know the Alps? Well, it was my dad who built them!”

“That’s nothing,” said the Navy brat. “You know the Dead Sea? Well, it was my dad who killed it!”

8 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
7/19/2019 To 7/26/2019
$12.00 won 8 votes

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?

Prime mates.

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
7/19/2019 To 7/26/2019
$10.00 won 8 votes
 

An infectious disease walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “We don’t serve infectious diseases here.”

The infectious disease says, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”

8 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Egbert" |
7/19/2019 To 7/26/2019
$9.00 won 8 votes

Two guys sitting in a football stadium waiting for the game to start.

One turns to the other and says, “I hope the rain keeps up!”

“Oh, why?”

“So it doesn’t come down!”

8 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Benjones" |