Past Winners

4/19/2019 To 4/26/2019
$15.00 won 6 votes

A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express lane where the clerk was talking on the phone with the back turned to her.

"Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?"

The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, "Not bad."

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "HENNE" |
4/19/2019 To 4/26/2019
$12.00 won 4 votes

Tim: Down at the bus stop, everyone is hunting for a few quarters someone dropped?

Tom: I suppose you were looking around too.

Tim: No, I was just standing there with my foot on the quarters.

4 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
4/19/2019 To 4/26/2019
$10.00 won 4 votes

I think the rap world may be shrinking...

It used to be The Notorious B.I.G., Big Pun, Big Daddy Kane, and a big list of others...

Now it is Lil Wayne, Lil Bow Wow, Lil Kim and a long little list of other littles.

4 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "JCVD" |
4/19/2019 To 4/26/2019
$9.00 won 4 votes

Little Johnny's school cook prided herself on the healthy meals she provided with lots of vegetables and fruits.

One day when the power failed, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches.

Upon filling up his plate, Little Johnny's comment was, "Finally, a home-cooked meal!"

4 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "barber7796" |