Past Winners

6/12/2020 To 6/19/2020
$15.00 won 8 votes

Teacher: "Class does anyone know what is a comet?"

Little Johnny: "A what?"

Teacher: "A comet. You know what a comet is?"

Little Johnny: "No."

Teacher: "Don't you know what they call a star with a tail?"

Little Johnny: "Oh sure. Mickey Mouse. "



8 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
6/12/2020 To 6/19/2020
$12.00 won 7 votes
 

Melvin: I’d like to be an organ donor.

Doctor: And which organ do you wish to donate?

Melvin: The one that’s been in by basement for ten years. No one’s used it for the past six years.

7 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
6/12/2020 To 6/19/2020
$10.00 won 7 votes
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We cannot allow this year to end!

That would be admitting that 2021!!!

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
6/12/2020 To 6/19/2020
$9.00 won 6 votes

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

6 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |