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2/15/2018 To 2/22/2018
$15.00 won 14 votes

"I love you" is a mathematical function where, 'I love' is the constant and 'you' is the variable...

And marriage inverts the function, where "you" becomes the constant, "i love" becomes the variable.

14 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
2/15/2018 To 2/22/2018
$12.00 won 7 votes

Newspaper Ad:

"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."

7 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2/15/2018 To 2/22/2018
$10.00 won 7 votes

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more. It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.  The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow... Freeze a jolly good fellow..."

7 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "barber7796" |
2/15/2018 To 2/22/2018
$9.00 won 5 votes
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Why did the duck cross the road?

To prove he was not chicken.

5 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |