Past Winners

10/30/2020 To 11/5/2020
$15.00 won 7 votes
 

I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"

She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."

7 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
10/30/2020 To 11/5/2020
$12.00 won 4 votes

Why did Little Johnny start each day gluing coins to the back of his shirts and stretching to touch his toes?

Because he was going out for the football team, and he wanted to be the quarter-back!

But why the stretching?

So he could touch-down...

4 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "eslippin" |
10/30/2020 To 11/5/2020
$10.00 won 5 votes
 

Here's a little tip from me to you as an experienced traveler. Wake-up calls are the worst way to wake up. The phone rings, it's loud and you can't turn it down.

I leave the number of the room next to me. It just rings very quietly and you hear a guy yell, "Why are you calling me?"

Then I get up and take a shower. It's great.

5 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "HENNE" |
10/30/2020 To 11/5/2020
$9.00 won 4 votes

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

4 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |