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Favorite this joke A small boy in a farming town was leading a donkey passed by an army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the boy.
"What are you holding on to your brother so tight for?"
"So he won't join the army," the youngster replied with blinking an eye.
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I said to my wife: "When I die I'd like to die having sex."
She replied: “At least it’ll be quick.”
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If drinking alcohol can cause short term memory…
Just think what drinking alcohol can do!
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A preacher challenged his wife and criticized her actions after finding a dress costing $250 in her bag. He said, "You know we are on an incredibly tight budget.
The wife admitted that she was wrong but explained she was tempted by the devil who followed her to the shopping mall.
The man rested a hand on the woman's shoulders and spoke softly, asking her to constantly resist the devil with the command, "Get behind me, Satan!"
The preacher's wife response was: "I did, and he said 'The dress even looks good from back here.'"
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