Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in California, I was stopped by a state trooper in Kansas for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave him a small bag of my grandmother's delicious chocolate-chip cookies and proceeded on my way.
Later, I was stopped by another trooper. "What have I done?" I asked.
"Nothing," the trooper said, smiling. "I heard you were passing out great chocolate-chip cookies."
I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"...
By Robin Banks.
What does Batman put in his beverages?
Just ice.
I accidentally sat on my phone...
Siri suggested several local gyms.