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5/25/2018 To 6/1/2018
$15.00 won 10 votes

My uncle, a courtroom artist, was arrested last night.

At this posting, details are sketchy.

10 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
5/25/2018 To 6/1/2018
$12.00 won 5 votes
 

My wife asked me before going to the hairdressers, "What cut do you think would make me more attractive?"

"A power cut" was apparently the wrong answer.

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "alexander" |
5/25/2018 To 6/1/2018
$10.00 won 5 votes
 

"I don't like insect puns."

"Really? Why not?"

"I don't know, they just bug me."

5 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Lumbergranny " |
5/25/2018 To 6/1/2018
$9.00 won 4 votes

An actress who suffered from an inferiority complex was complaining to her psychiatrist. "I'm a nothing!" she cried. "I can't sing. I can't remember my lines. I can't dance, I can't even act. I really don't belong in show business."

"Why don't you quit?" the doctor asked.

"I can't," moaned the actress. "I'm a Star!"

4 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |