Past Winners

11/8/2018 To 11/15/2018
$15.00 won 6 votes

Lou: Hey Joe. I know the score of any professional sports score before it happens.

Joe: No you don’t. That’s impossible.

Lou: Wanna bet?

Joe: Okay Lou. What’s the score of the Patriots vs the Rams game before it happens?

Lou: That’s easy. The score of the Patriots vs the Rams game is going to be 0-0 BEFORE it happens.

6 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
11/8/2018 To 11/15/2018
$12.00 won 5 votes
 

A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it.

"Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector.

"Yes, that was it!"

"You idiot! You've thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at an auction for half a million dollars!"

"Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. "It was scribbled all over in the margins by some guy named Martin Luther."

5 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "HENNE" |
11/8/2018 To 11/15/2018
$10.00 won 5 votes

One raindrop said to another...

"Two's company, three's a cloud!"

5 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Egbert" |
11/8/2018 To 11/15/2018
$9.00 won 5 votes

What do you call Santa’s helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

5 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |