Past Winners

I may not be around in 2084...

But at least I know there's the possibility I may still be voting!

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.

"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"

"Sure I could have, but you know we're supposed to stay on the horse."

I went a wise man the other day for advice and he said, "He who knows and knows he knows, knows not. He who knows not and knows he knows not, knows."

I don't know who's going to do my taxes next year, but I know it won't be him again.

My friends asked me to go camping, so I made a list of the things I would need:

“1. New friends.”