Past Winners

11/5/2020 To 11/12/2020
$50.00 won 11 votes

Little Johnny was attending the birthday party of a classmate when the mother asked, "Little Johnny, does your mother allow you to have two pieces of cake when you are at home?"

"No, madam. "

"Well, do you think she'd like for you to have two pieces here?"

Little Johnny replied confidently, "She wouldn't care. It's not her cake."

11 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
11/5/2020 To 11/12/2020
$25.00 won 9 votes

I’m giving up drinking until Christmas!

Sorry, bad punctuation.

I’m giving up, drinking until Christmas!

9 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
11/5/2020 To 11/12/2020
$15.00 won 8 votes

Dad to his son: “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?!”

Son: “Go on, then.”


Son: “Dad, that’s Superman!”

Dad: “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
11/5/2020 To 11/12/2020
$12.00 won 7 votes

If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be...

There's no need to remind her every half hour.

7 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |