John: Do you know how we can make varnish disappear?
Joseph: No. How can we make it disappear?
John: Just remove the letter "r" and it will vanish!
What do cows wear when they are vacationing in Hawaii?
I heard about a new website: www.needleinahaystack.com.
Took me ages to find it!
Google is so useless...
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was about 15,000 matches.