Past Winners

Why was the tearful strawberry looking so blue?

She was getting razzed by the neighbors.

At the Doctor's Clinic...

Patient: Ooh! Doctor, when will this stomach ache go?

Doctor: Don't worry, Just follow this prescription and you will get quick relief.

As the patient stepped out into the waiting room of the clinic, a gust of wind blew the prescription out of the first-floor window.

Patient: Hey! Wait!

Next Day...

Doctor: How did you hurt yourself?

Patient: Doctor, didn't you tell me to follow the prescription?

Doctor: That's right, I did.

Patient: The prescription flew out of the window, so I followed it.

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"

A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.

"Really?! How do you know?" the teacher asked.

"You know - 'Our Father, who does art in Heaven..."

Two bacteria walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here."

And the bacteria says, "But we work here. We're staph."