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9/24/2021 To 10/1/2021
$50.00 won 4 votes
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The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.

"Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year...and you want to know how I made $80,000?"

"It's not your income that bothers us," the agent said. "It's these deductions. You listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife."

"Oh, that," the owner said smiling. "Didn't I mention? We deliver anywhere..."

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "merk" |
9/24/2021 To 10/1/2021
$25.00 won 3 votes
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My wife said that last night I was shouting 'Gollum', 'Gandalf' and 'Bilbo Baggins'...

I must've been Tolkien in my sleep.

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
9/24/2021 To 10/1/2021
$15.00 won 3 votes

Where do bicycles go for a drink around here?

Handle bars.

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
9/24/2021 To 10/1/2021
$12.00 won 3 votes

A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

3 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |