Past Winners

9/9/2022 To 9/16/2022
$9.00 won 2 votes

A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer and he hear a "Dear Harold."

At this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, why did you call God 'Harold'?"

The little boy looked up and said, "That's what they call Him in church. You know the prayer we say, 'Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name.'"

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "merk" |
9/9/2022 To 9/16/2022
$8.00 won 2 votes

I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush.

I was disappointed.

There was no plaque.

2 votes

CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
9/9/2022 To 9/16/2022
$7.00 won 1 votes

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent.

Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man's, he said, "I know how you feel. My mom makes me ride in the stroller, too."

1 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
9/9/2022 To 9/16/2022
$6.00 won 1 votes

"Kulua Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...

... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight!"

1 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Gene R." |