Past Winners

1/12/2023 To 1/19/2023
$7.00 won 1 votes

The American Academy of Ophthalmology just released a report that stated not enough ophthalmologist will be in practice in the next five years to serve the public need.

They cite the fact that not enough pupils are graduating.

Their past recruiting had been short sighted.

1 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Trekie" |
1/12/2023 To 1/19/2023
$6.00 won 1 votes

"Trouble with your throat, eh... ever gargle with salt water?"

"Yes, sort of. I nearly drowned while swimming last summer."

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
1/12/2023 To 1/19/2023
$5.00 won 1 votes

While fixing his roof, a man fell off of the ladder. After meeting with his wife later, he told her that four ribs were broken.

"Four ribs broken?!" she gasps. "Which hospital did you go to?"

"I didn't have to go to the hospital." he replies. His wife stares in perplexity. "Four broken ribs and you didn't have to go to the hospital?"

"No, it was the fella I landed on who broke four ribs."

1 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
1/5/2023 To 1/12/2023
$50.00 won 4 votes
 

My mate recently got divorced from his wife.

They decided to split the house.

He got the outside.

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |