Why did Miss Muffet need directions?
She lost her Whey.
A computer-illiterate called the help desk asking how to change her password.
“Okay,” I said, after punching in a few keys. “Log in using the password 123456.”
“Is that all in caps?” she asked.
The president is packing for a trip to Japan and being aware of the custom of removing ones shoes before entering the home, he ask his staff to procure a pair of loafers.
The day of the trip, two congressmen showed up ready to go.
Did you hear about the two bed bugs that met in a mattress?
They got married in spring.