A man enters the kitchen, opens the sugar box, looks inside and closes it.
He does it again and again. Why?
Because the doctor told him to check his sugar levels regularly.
If athletes get athlete’s foot...
Then do astronauts get mistletoe?
Teacher: "School starts 8am, young man. Why are you coming in at 8:30am?
Student: "Sir, by all means, you can start the class without me. No need to wait."
Seen on the door of a repair shop:
WE CAN FIX ANYTHING! (Please knock on the door—the bell doesn’t work.)