Question: What is Love?
Answer: The light of Life!
Question: What is Marriage?
Answer: The Bill for that Light!
Why does the sun rise in the east?
Because it can't rise in the west!
Why did the triangle refuse to be friends with the circle?
It found the circle pointless.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade…
And then you find somebody whose life has given them vodka!