Past Winners

We should have a way of telling people when they have bad breath.

Something like, "Well, I'm bored... let's go brush our teeth."

Or, "I've got to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth for me, will you."

She was the champ!

The champion dreidel player, famous for her remarkable winnings, was known as the world’s 'top-top' earner.

Optometrist: "Now remember, you'll need to wear your new glasses all the time, even at work."

Patient: "Oh, that might be kind of tricky, I'm a boxer."

The snowman decided he had to go to the barber to get all his icicles cut off.

He was tired of having frosted flakes.