Past Winners

12/7/2017 To 12/14/2017
$6.00 won 4 votes

A co-worker asked if I knew what to do about a computer problem that was preventing her from getting e-mails. After calling the help desk, I told my colleague that e-mail was being delayed to check for a computer virus.

"It’s a variant of the I Love You virus, only worse," I said.

"What could be worse?" my single co-worker asked wryly. "The Let’s Just Be Friends virus?"

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Mary" |
12/7/2017 To 12/14/2017
$5.00 won 4 votes

Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache."

"That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it."

That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up. "That's because it's empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "HENNE" |
11/30/2017 To 12/7/2017
$50.00 won 17 votes
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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

They ended in a tie.

17 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "srg" |
11/30/2017 To 12/7/2017
$25.00 won 16 votes

A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller.

“What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender.

“Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my-newt.”

16 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "stee" |