Past Winners

11/19/2020 To 11/26/2020
$6.00 won 4 votes
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On her way back from the concession stand, Sandra asked the man at the end of the row, "Sir, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

Expecting an apology the man said, "Indeed you did."

Sandra nodded, "Oh, good. Then this is my row."

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "HENNE" |
11/19/2020 To 11/26/2020
$5.00 won 3 votes

While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like. “You’ll have a beautiful view of the swan pond,” he assured them.

Dad wasn’t sold. Without missing a beat he told the salesman, “Unless you’re including a periscope with my casket, I don’t know how I’m going to enjoy that.”

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Turtles" |
11/12/2020 To 11/19/2020
$50.00 won 10 votes
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My brother took going to jail badly.

He refused food, drinks, he spat on and swore at anybody who came near him, and started throwing things everywhere.

After that we never played Monopoly again.

10 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
11/12/2020 To 11/19/2020
$25.00 won 8 votes

A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.

“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |