Past Winners

6/15/2018 To 6/22/2018
$6.00 won 5 votes

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

"He's a magician, ma'am" said Little Johnny.

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

"He saws people in half."

"Wow! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

"One half brother and two half sisters."

5 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "HENNE" |
6/15/2018 To 6/22/2018
$5.00 won 4 votes

A city slicker goes to visit his cousin who owns an apple orchard. The cousin takes him out to show him the bountiful crop on the trees.

The city slicker sees all the apples and asks, "How many apples grow on trees?"

His cousin smiles and says, "All of them."

4 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Douglas" |
6/8/2018 To 6/15/2018
$50.00 won 10 votes

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...

I don’t know 'y'.

10 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
6/8/2018 To 6/15/2018
$25.00 won 10 votes
 

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!

10 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Shenghen" |