A limbo champion walked into a bar...
He was disqualified.
Two cab drivers met.
"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
I was mailing a letter at my local post office when I noticed my not so bright neighbor talking into an envelope.
I ask her what she was doing?
She replied, without missing a beat, "Sending voicemail... "
Yo Momma is so dumb...
She was hiding from burglars behind glass doors!