Past Winners

6/17/2022 To 6/24/2022
$6.00 won 1 votes

Mom: Son, why don’t you talk to Mark anymore? You used to be best friends.

Son: Well would you talk to someone who is stupid, uses drugs, and is an alcoholic?

Mom: Of course not.

Son: Well, neither would he.

1 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
6/17/2022 To 6/24/2022
$5.00 won 1 votes
 

Wife: Honey, I saved $1 off on a loaf of bread!

Husband: That’s fantastic! How did you do that?

Wife: Well, I bought a 10lbs bag of birdseed.

Husband: But we don’t have any birds.

Wife: Yes I know but the birdseed came with 50 cents off dog food coupon that I used to buy dog food.

Husband (frustratedly): WE DON’T HAVE ANY DOGS EITHER!!!

Wife: I KNOW! But the dog food came with $1 off bread coupon!

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |
6/10/2022 To 6/17/2022
$50.00 won 3 votes

I called Animal Welfare today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing four kittens."

“That's terrible," she replied, "Are they moving?”

“I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "but if they were that would explain the suitcase.”

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
6/10/2022 To 6/17/2022
$25.00 won 3 votes

Doctor, doctor . . . All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!

Doctor: Sounds like a really bad case of parking sons disease.

3 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |