Past Winners

I saw a contractor's truck that offered free quotes.

So I asked for one.

He said, "To be or not to be, that is the question."

I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.

The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."

I’m currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.

It’s an autobiography.

A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity.

So I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one, free of charge.