Past Winners

6/10/2022 To 6/17/2022
$15.00 won 3 votes

There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.

The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away.

So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he’s brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn’t reach him. Eventually, the bears went away.

Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble.

Each bear was carrying a beaver.

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "merk" |
6/10/2022 To 6/17/2022
$12.00 won 3 votes

Wife: Are you having another sleepless night?!?

Husband: Yeah! I’m so darn angry, I’ve got insomnia again.

Wife: What’s eating you tonight?

Husband: It's that damn boss of mine! He gets me so boiling mad! He keeps bugging me all day long! Hounding me! Hounding me!! Then, when comes time to go to bed, I’m so full of “I should’ve said—!” that I can’t get any shut-eye!

Wife: What’s he got against you anyway?

Husband: He says I keep falling asleep on the job.

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
6/10/2022 To 6/17/2022
$10.00 won 2 votes

An English boy came home from school to hear the family parrot say, "Liam never does his homework."

Liam: "Who told you that?"

Polly looked the other way and said nothing..

Liam: "So, mum's the word eh."

Polly: "Oh man, don't tell Mum I told you."

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Marty" |
6/10/2022 To 6/17/2022
$9.00 won 2 votes
 

Two sharks are swimming along in the ocean when they spot a windsurfer.

“Ooh, look, a snack!” cheers up the first one.

The second one nods appreciatively, “And on a nice little plate with even a napkin!"

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |