Judy: Billy got fresh with me last night, so I slapped his face. But I was sorry just as soon as I did it.
Trudy: Because you care about him?
Judy: No, because he was chewing tobacco.
"The violinist's execution was simply marvelous."
"Wasn't it though? You could see the audience hanging on every note."
I saw a contractor's truck that offered free quotes.
So I asked for one.
He said, "To be or not to be, that is the question."
I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.
The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."