The president is packing for a trip to Japan and being aware of the custom of removing ones shoes before entering the home, he ask his staff to procure a pair of loafers.
The day of the trip, two congressmen showed up ready to go.
Did you hear about the two bed bugs that met in a mattress?
They got married in spring.
A girl in our office, from South American, is always in a hurry...
We call her URGENT-TINA.
Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to WINDOWS 10?
I asked him and his reply was, "I still love VISTA baby!"