Little Johnny: "My pa is very religious. He always bows his head and says a prayer before meals."
Dick: "Mine always says something when he sits down to eat. But he does not bow his head."
Little Johnny: "What does he say?"
Dick: "Go easy on the butter, its up to a dollar and half a pound."
Mel: "Well hello John Corcoran. Remember me? We met in Maine one rainy night, about six years ago at the Moose River Junction, during your sales seminar."
John: "Goodbye, sir."
Mel: "Aren't you going to try to sell me something?"
John: "No, I only sell memory courses."