Past Winners

Laughter is the best medicine...

Unless you have broken ribs.

A New York businessman buys a newspaper, glances at the front page, throws it away.

Next day, he does the same thing. This goes on for days.

Eventually, the newspaper guy asks, "Why do you do keep doing that?"

"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"

"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"

"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be."

A mother and son where out for lunch at a diner.

The waitress says, "Cops and kids under 5 eat for free!"

Mother discreetly nudges her 6 year old.

The son says, "I'm a police."

If I was a rapper my handle would be "Gershwin" and I'd demand that the cover art for my cd's would be exclusively rendered in blue designs.

That way I could truthfully say that they are Gershwin's rap cd's in blue.