Past Winners

6/26/2020 To 7/3/2020
$15.00 won 9 votes

On his first day back to work after the birth of his son, Randy's supervisor said, "I understand you have a new youngster at your house?"

Randy glanced around apprehensively, "For heaven's sake, you can't hear him all the way out here, can you?"

9 votes

CATEGORY Baby Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
6/26/2020 To 7/3/2020
$12.00 won 6 votes
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What should you do if you are addicted to seaweed?

Sea-kelp!

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
6/26/2020 To 7/3/2020
$10.00 won 6 votes
 

Two years ago a man and woman had just won the lottery. He was at work when the lottery office phoned their home to inform them of the win. His wife was very worried because the man had just recovered from a heart attack and she wondered what would happen if he found out about it too abruptly.

So, she called the pastor and asked if he could talk to the man and slowly lead into telling him the news. He agreed and said he would be there as soon as possible. When the man got home the pastor asked if they could go for a walk. While they were walking the pastor began by asking, "What would you do if you won the lottery?"

The man replied, "Why, I'd give it all to the church."

The pastor dropped dead on the spot.

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "HENNE" |
6/26/2020 To 7/3/2020
$9.00 won 6 votes

My uncle, known for his heavy foot, was stopped by high patrol for driving 88 miles per hour in a 60 miles per hour zone.

Uncle: "Officer, was I driving too fast."

Officer: "No, I'm not giving you a speeding ticket. I'm ticketing you for flying too low without a pilot's license."

6 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Egbert" |