"The letter 'W' is the most dangerous alphabet in the world. Because all worries start with 'W'.... Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, and Wealth."
"You're forgetting one."
"Really? Which one?"
What do you call 1st President George Washington's false teeth?
Shirts get dirty, underwear gets dirty, socks get dirty, but PANTS?
PANTS never get dirty and you can wear them forever!
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.