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5/28/2021 To 6/4/2021
$15.00 won 4 votes
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While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha."

I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his problem.

That's when I overheard another pupil say to him, "Why bother to look it up? She doesn't know how to spell it anyway."

4 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "merk" |
5/28/2021 To 6/4/2021
$12.00 won 3 votes
 

My wife is a compulsive shopper.

She likes to buy everything that’s marked down.

Last night she brought home an escalator!

3 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
5/28/2021 To 6/4/2021
$10.00 won 3 votes

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

3 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "greens52" |
5/28/2021 To 6/4/2021
$9.00 won 2 votes

My boss always laughed at my jokes at work, but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.

She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."

2 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |