Past Winners

2/18/2021 To 2/25/2021
$15.00 won 4 votes
 

A Sunday School teacher was trying to explain about saying grace before meals.

One of the pupils was the young son of the minister of that church, so she started the discussion by asking him, "Jerry, what does you father say when the family sits down to dinner?"

Jerry answered, "Dad says 'Go easy on the butter, kids - it's three bucks a pound!'"

4 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
2/18/2021 To 2/25/2021
$12.00 won 4 votes

"Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case."

"Are you sure of that?"

"Yes, absolutely."

4 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
2/18/2021 To 2/25/2021
$10.00 won 3 votes

Salesman: "Madam, do you want this powder?"

Housewife: "For what?"

Salesman: "For ants."

Housewife: "No. If I give powder today, they will ask for lipstick tomorrow."

3 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Raac" |
2/18/2021 To 2/25/2021
$9.00 won 3 votes

Mother (to sleeping Little Johnny): "Little Johnny, wake up! It’s twenty to eight."

Little Johnny (half asleep): "In whose favor?"

3 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |