Past Winners

8/21/2020 To 8/28/2020
$8.00 won 8 votes

"Darling," said the husband to his new bride, "I am not casting any reflections on your cooking, but I sure wish you could learn to make the kinda of bread my mother use to make."

"I don't think that should be too difficult," she said sweetly, "If you will learn to make the dough my father used to make."

8 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "maryjones" |
8/21/2020 To 8/28/2020
$7.00 won 4 votes

Mother: I think our son is going to be an astronaut.

Father: What makes you think that?

Mother: I spoke to his teacher today. She said he is taking up space.

4 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
8/21/2020 To 8/28/2020
$6.00 won 4 votes
 

There’s a new cereal out called 'LOST'...

So when your mom goes to the supermarket next time tell her to “Get LOST!”

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "David Newman" |
8/21/2020 To 8/28/2020
$5.00 won 4 votes

What is the sole purpose of a middle name?

So a child can tell when they're really in trouble!

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |