Past Winners

7/19/2019 To 7/26/2019
$8.00 won 8 votes

The Dean is hospitalized after a heart attack.

As he is lying in his hospital bed reflecting on his near brush with death, an attendant arrives with a lovely bouquet of flowers.

The Dean asks the attendant to hand him the card and finds that it reads, "By a vote of 26 to 3 with 2 abstentions, the faculty wish you a speedy recovery."

8 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "maryjones" |
7/19/2019 To 7/26/2019
$7.00 won 7 votes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner.

7 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "barber7796" |
7/19/2019 To 7/26/2019
$6.00 won 5 votes
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In the zoo, a giraffe, talking to a buffalo says, “Yeah, I know. They can totally get out but they choose to hang around.”

A seal says a walrus, “That’s right. I’ve seen the big hairy one crawling under the bushes outside the gate.”

A woodchuck says to a prairie dog, “I saw it chew up all the grass. I think we might be related somehow. Maybe cousins.”

Opposite the animals, eating their lunch, one landscaper says to the other, “I wonder if they talk to each other?”

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "JCVD" |
7/19/2019 To 7/26/2019
$5.00 won 5 votes

When a woman in my office became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice. "The first seven years are the hardest," she said.

"How long have you been married?" I asked.

"Seven years," she replied.

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |