Past Winners

9/17/2021 To 9/24/2021
$8.00 won 2 votes

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed at the next worship service, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10'.

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he soon broke out in laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'

Genesis 3:10 reads: 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

2 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "JeuneJohnson" |
9/17/2021 To 9/24/2021
$7.00 won 1 votes

When my brother and I were very small my mother took us with her when she visited a girlfriend.

The lady gave my brother and I an apple. My mother said, "What do you say to the nice lady?"

My brother replied, "Peal it."

1 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Marty" |
9/17/2021 To 9/24/2021
$6.00 won 1 votes

What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?

The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring!

1 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
9/17/2021 To 9/24/2021
$5.00 won 2 votes

This lady I know is pretty incredible at composing music on the fly...

But one day she fell off!

2 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Ashton Sprunger" |