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12/15/2022 To 12/22/2022
$9.00 won 1 votes

When Ruth's grandson Jordan was 5, he always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up. One day he was running through the house and into the corner of a chair and hurt his eye. He cried for a while and kept saying, "Oh no, oh no, now I can't be a doctor when I grow up."

Ruth assured him he could still be a doctor and Jordan kept telling her he couldn't.

Finally, she asked, "Why can't you be a doctor?"

Holding one hand over his eye, Jordan said, "Because now I will have to be a pirate!"

1 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "merk" |
12/15/2022 To 12/22/2022
$8.00 won 1 votes

In an effort to compete with regional microchip production, the Mayor of St. Paul, MN decided to hold an economic luncheon event.

The caterer arrived with a full stock of mini apples and mini soda.

1 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Wano U" |
12/15/2022 To 12/22/2022
$7.00 won 1 votes

My doctor advised me to limit red meat in my diet.

So I stopped putting ketchup on my meatloaf.

1 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "zacklyw" |
12/8/2022 To 12/15/2022
$50.00 won 3 votes
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My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection.

She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

3 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "I am innocent" |