Past Winners

Grandson: "When did you first realize you were getting old, grandpa?"

Grandpa: "When I started having my midnight snack at 9:30 pm."

"Waiter, it's been half hour since I ordered that turtle soup."

"Yes, sir, but you know how slow turtles are."

My brother worked at a muffler shop, but he had to quit...

He was too exhausted.

I listen to the radio with such frequency that my ear Hertz.