Past Winners

1/19/2023 To 1/26/2023
$25.00 won 1 votes

What is your resolution going to be for the new year?

Still on 1080p?

Or upgraded to 4k already?

1 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "I am innocent" |
1/19/2023 To 1/26/2023
$15.00 won 1 votes

The discussion goes on and on as to if smoking is good or bad for you.

But how can they question that when it cures salmon?

1 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
1/19/2023 To 1/26/2023
$12.00 won 1 votes

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell card, so later he could remember how his staff would "miss" him. Most people are writing standard phrases like, Without you, the company will never be the same... We will always remember you... etc.

Obviously the boss was not satisfied. "I need something from the bottom of your heart, something really touching, you know. Okay, John, you have been working with me for the last 20 years. You are my best staff. I am retiring now. What do you have to say?"

Slowly but firmly, John wrote, "The best news in 20 years!"

1 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |
1/19/2023 To 1/26/2023
$10.00 won 1 votes

A woman posts her profile on a dating app. Two days later, she gets a message back, saying, "I would love to meet you, but I need to tell you that I am eight feet tall, covered in long, mangy fur riddled with fleas, and have glowing yellow eyes, razor sharp claws and long, drooly fangs. If you are still interested in meeting me, I'll be sitting on a bench in Central Park at five o'clock this afternoon."

The woman replies, "I would love to meet you, but could you please wear a red rose and some French cologne so I can recognize you?"

1 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |