Two sharks are swimming along in the ocean when they spot a windsurfer.
“Ooh, look, a snack!” cheers up the first one.
The second one nods appreciatively, “And on a nice little plate with even a napkin!"
What do you call a priest who returns stuff to the store?
Holy redeemer.
"Your call is very important to us...
... Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."
I went to an outdoor restaurant earlier, and it started to rain...
Took me 3 hours to finish my soup!