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9/11/2020 To 9/18/2020
$7.00 won 4 votes

There was once a bass guitar player that was getting a divorce from his wife. The court ordered that his wife was guaranteed to HALF of what he owned.

So she got his E string and his D string.

4 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Billy Ray Baldwin" |
9/11/2020 To 9/18/2020
$6.00 won 3 votes
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Student: "Professor, I can't go to class today."

Professor: "Why?"

Student: "I don't feel well."

Professor: "Where don't you feel well?"

Student: "In class."

3 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
9/11/2020 To 9/18/2020
$5.00 won 2 votes
 

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

"Leave us alone, will you!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard a big splash.

"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'bridge out' instead?"

2 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
9/4/2020 To 9/11/2020
$50.00 won 6 votes

If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN...

They get really upset.

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |