Past Winners

My wife was shopping and sent me a picture of her in a dress she was thinking of buying and asked me, “Does this dress make me look big?”

I answered back, "Noooo..."

Autocorrect changed my answer, to “Moooo...”

Please send help!

Yesterday, I saw a sign at the university that read: "The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people...."

Little Johnny's mother was baking cookies one day. As she began to put a new batch in the oven, she suddenly noticed Johnny staring at the already baked cookies lying on the table.

"Johnny," she said. "Are you trying to take a cookie?"

"No," Johnny replied. "I'm trying not to."

Girlfriend: “Let’s go to Utah!”

Boyfriend: “Why Utah?”

Girlfriend: Because I’m Short and Utah!”