Past Winners

11/5/2020 To 11/12/2020
$6.00 won 5 votes
 

What's a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips!

5 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "eslippin" |
11/5/2020 To 11/12/2020
$5.00 won 4 votes

"Mr. Jones," began the timid looking young man, "May I... um... can I... what I mean is, will you...."

"Why yes my boy, you have my blessing," smiled the girl's father.

The young man gasped. "What's that? I have your what?" he asked.

"My blessing to marry my daughter of course," replied Jones. "That's what you mean isn't it, you want to marry her don't you?"

"Why no," said the young man. "I just wanted to know if you could lend me $50.00?"

"Certainly not!" said Jones, sharply. "Why I hardly know you!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
10/30/2020 To 11/5/2020
$50.00 won 10 votes
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Them: "Why do you always carry a knife?"

Me: "The last time I tried to open a bag of chips with a 9mm, things didn’t go so well."

10 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
10/30/2020 To 11/5/2020
$25.00 won 8 votes

My landlord texted me saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.

I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |