Past Winners

6/3/2022 To 6/10/2022
$6.00 won 1 votes

Johnny, age 6, and his dad went for a drive. Upon returning home, Johnny's mom asked, "What did you see, today?"

Johnny replied, "3 idiots, 1 dumb fool, 4 morons, and 1 that Daddy said I should not tell you about."

1 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Jerfie" |
6/3/2022 To 6/10/2022
$5.00 won 1 votes
 

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Vel-Crow

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Trekie" |
5/27/2022 To 6/3/2022
$50.00 won 5 votes
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Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby.

Who’s the biggest in the family?

The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger.

5 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
5/27/2022 To 6/3/2022
$25.00 won 4 votes

Doug went to the eye doctor for an examination because he was having trouble reading the newspaper. "Now that you're over 40," the doctor told him, "you've developed a condition called 'presbyopia,' in which the lens of your eye can no longer focus as well as it used to."

Seeing his worried look, the doctor tried to be upbeat. "Congratulations!" he said. "You're now officially a presbyope!"

Doug leaned over and asked seriously, "If that means I'm no longer a Roman Catholic, do I still have to go to Confession?"

4 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |