Someone broke into my garage last night and took a bunch of stuff, including my limbo stick!
Seriously, how low can you go?
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped...
She keeps it in the trunk.
Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like everyone else!