Despicable Me came out with a movie and they made multi minions on the first day!
A witch was flying her broom along when she noticed that all the other witches were flying on vacuum cleaners.
She thought, "Am I the only one still driving a stick?"
I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order.
I then picked the movie and pizza because I'm the one with the money.
Whoever lost their iPhone outside the bar...
Please stop ringing my new phone!