Past Winners

2/28/2019 To 3/7/2019
$6.00 won 6 votes

The Priest was shaking hands after his sermon, My grandma said, "Reverend that was the longest sermon I've ever listened to, it was boring as well."

The Priest was surprised and I wanted to mend fences so I told him, "Father, pay no attention to her, she only repeats what she hears other people saying."

6 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Retired Terp" |
2/28/2019 To 3/7/2019
$5.00 won 6 votes

While sitting on top of a large pile of dirt, one bulldozer says to the other bulldozer, "Did the earth move for you too?"

6 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "jim" |
2/21/2019 To 2/28/2019
$50.00 won 11 votes
 

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family...

... in another city!

11 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "maryjones" |
2/21/2019 To 2/28/2019
$25.00 won 11 votes

A group at a MENSA (IQ 150+) meeting were having lunch at a local restaurant when one noticed that the salt shaker was filled with pepper and the pepper shaker was filled with salt.

After a lengthy discussion they determined that they could swap the contents to match the correct shakers. All they needed was a straw and an empty saucer.

They called over their waitress (IQ much less than 150) and pointed out their concerns. Without hesitation she switched the lids, said "problem solved", and walked away from the now shocked and silenced Mensa table.

11 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |