My friend is making an absolute fortune by selling pictures of salmon dressed up in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
Suzy: "Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?"
Mom: "I just wanted to watch a movie."
Went to see a psychic who was in a bad mood...
...then I saw a clairvoyant who was really grumpy.
I'm just trying to find a happy medium
What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called?
"Fast 10... Your Seat Belts!"