Past Winners

2/4/2021 To 2/11/2021
$6.00 won 4 votes

It's so cold in Alaska that:

... someone stabbed himself with an icicle and died of cold cuts!

... babies are brought by penguins, not by storks!

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
2/4/2021 To 2/11/2021
$5.00 won 3 votes

As a new school principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day.

Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day. The school where he had been at previously had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox.

Cautiously, he asked the school's long time custodian, "Do you think it's wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?"

The Custodian looked at him gravely... "We trust them with the children, don't we?"

3 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "merk" |
1/28/2021 To 2/4/2021
$50.00 won 10 votes

A horse had won a gallop role in a dozen TV Westerns in a single week. He neighed to a colt in the next stall, "All this churning of the midnight oil is wearing me down. I no longer know if I am coming or going."

"You can't continue this way," agreed the colt. "Why not consult your veterinarian? He'll probably prescribe complete rest."

"Not a chance," sighed the horse wearily. "He's also my agent."

10 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
1/28/2021 To 2/4/2021
$25.00 won 9 votes

I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry...

He had selfie steam issues.

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |