Past Winners

10/26/2018 To 11/2/2018
$6.00 won 5 votes
 

My wife said to me, "How on earth are we going to use 9% less gas this winter?"

"You can stop burning my dinner for a start," I replied.

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
10/26/2018 To 11/2/2018
$5.00 won 3 votes

A husband who has been working out as per his new years resolution says to his wife, "Honey, I think I took on too much for a beginner. I've decided to break up my workout."

"Oh?" his wife asked, "How's the new work-out divided up?"

The husband confidently replied, "Half for you and half for me."

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "CMatthewC" |
10/19/2018 To 10/26/2018
$50.00 won 8 votes

A chemist's favorite drink is...

CoFe2.

8 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
10/19/2018 To 10/26/2018
$25.00 won 7 votes

A father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school on Parents’ Day, and observed his son hard at work in the chemistry lab.

“What are you working on, son?"

“A universal solvent,” explained his son. “A solvent that’ll dissolve anything."

His father whistled, clearly impressed, then wondered aloud, “What will you keep it in?”

7 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |