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11/16/2017 To 11/23/2017
$6.00 won 8 votes

During the first day of Navy Boot Camp, the lieutenant in charge had a stack of cards with each person’s name on it. He said, “When I read off your name, I want you to step forward, say 'Here, sir', then salute me, and then get back to where you were!”

Lieutenant: “Andrews!”

Andrews: “Here, sir!”

Lieutenant: “Cooper!”

Cooper: “Here, sir!”

Lieutenant: “Seeback!” (No response) “Seeback! (Still no response) “I said Seeback!”

The admiral next to him whispers something in his ear. The lieutenant then turns the card over and says: “Lodge!”

Lodge: “Here, sir!”

8 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
11/16/2017 To 11/23/2017
$5.00 won 3 votes
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A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child.

"Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?"

The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."

3 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "HENNE" |
11/9/2017 To 11/16/2017
$50.00 won 26 votes

Woman: "Do you have a greeting card which reads 'You are my first and last love'?"

Store keeper: "Yes ma'am, we do."

Woman: "Perfect! Give me 10 such cards!"

26 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
11/9/2017 To 11/16/2017
$25.00 won 26 votes

My husband, an attorney, is frequently consulted by clients who, after learning what the cost of legal services will be, decide to do without his aid.

Recently the elderly minister of a small, struggling church came in with a legal problem.

After patiently listening to an explanation of my husband’s fees, he left the office with a prudent, "Thank you, sir, but I believe I’ll just pray this one through."

26 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "stee" |