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7/26/2019 To 8/2/2019
$6.00 won 7 votes
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Air Force Approach: "Eagle 13, turn right to 330."

Eagle 13: "Roger 330."

App: "Eagle 13, I've been working since last night, will you do me a favor?"

Eagle 13: "Affirmative, go ahead."

App: "Down below on your right, you'll see a base house with a yellow roof near the lake. That is my house. I had a fight with my Wife. I think we made peace but I'm worried she might take it out on my Harley. Do you see a Harley Davidson near the house?"

Eagle 13: "Negative sir. Instead, I can see a Ryder's truck."

7 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Retired Terp" |
7/26/2019 To 8/2/2019
$5.00 won 6 votes

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

A sourpuss.

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
7/19/2019 To 7/26/2019
$50.00 won 9 votes

I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.

“You’ve given me one too many.”

“That one is a freebie.”

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
7/19/2019 To 7/26/2019
$25.00 won 9 votes

Within a year, our Young Couples Department at church had grown from one class of eight active couples to four classes with 56 active couples!

On Baby Dedication Sunday that year, we had 19 babies!

Our Pastor was so excited. He stood in the pulpit that Sunday with 19 babies and their parents facing him. He wanted to brag on these couples and the great job that they had done growing this Young Couples Department. However, here's what he actually said, "Just look at ALL these babies! Folks, this just goes to show what our young couples have been doing!!!"

The laughter started and continued for several minutes. Every time the pastor tried to say something, the laughter would begin again. Finally, the red-faced pastor added, "For which we are grateful."

9 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "HENNE" |