Past Winners

9/4/2020 To 9/11/2020
$7.00 won 4 votes

"I'm suffering dreadfully from insomnia. I've tried all sorts of remedies, but I can find nothing that will send me to sleep."

"Why don't your try talking to yourself?"

4 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
9/4/2020 To 9/11/2020
$6.00 won 3 votes

My wife said that my granddaughter has me wrapped around her little finger.

I said, "That's not true. I said 'no' to her just yesterday."

"What did she ask you?"

"She asked me if there was anything I wouldn't give her."

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Don in B'ville" |
9/4/2020 To 9/11/2020
$5.00 won 2 votes

The fisherman got such a reputation for stretching the truth that he bought a pair of scales and insisted on weighing every fish he caught, in the presence of witnesses.

One day a doctor borrowed the fisherman's scales to weigh a new born baby.

The baby weighed 40 pounds.

2 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "maryjones" |
8/28/2020 To 9/4/2020
$50.00 won 8 votes

My boss came to me at lunch, "Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to find you all morning!"

I shrugged and said, "Good employees are hard to find!"

8 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |