Past Winners

9/11/2020 To 9/18/2020
$5.00 won 2 votes
 

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

"Leave us alone, will you!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard a big splash.

"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'bridge out' instead?"

2 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
9/4/2020 To 9/11/2020
$50.00 won 6 votes

If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN...

They get really upset.

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
9/4/2020 To 9/11/2020
$25.00 won 6 votes
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80% of my couch fell on my foot today...

...ouch!

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
9/4/2020 To 9/11/2020
$15.00 won 6 votes

A man is on trial for stealing an overcoat. The judge went straight to the point. "Did you steal this man's overcoat?" he demanded.

"No sir," the defendant replied, with a grin. "I was just playing joke on him."

"And where did you take the coat?" asked the judge.

"I removed it from the coat rack in the restaurant and carried it home with me."

"Guilty," snapped the judge.

"Guilty! Guilty of what?" asked the defendant.

"Guilty of carrying a joke too far!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Judge Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |