Past Winners

9/2/2022 To 9/9/2022
$6.00 won 1 votes

A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat: "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.

Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed.

"Strike one!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"

He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he swung again and missed.

"Strike two!" he cried.

The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully. He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"

Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed.

"Strike three!"

"Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm the greatest PITCHER in the world!"

1 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
9/2/2022 To 9/9/2022
$5.00 won 1 votes

Despicable Me came out with a movie and they made multi minions on the first day!

1 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Rolley Marvel" |
8/26/2022 To 9/2/2022
$50.00 won 3 votes

A witch was flying her broom along when she noticed that all the other witches were flying on vacuum cleaners.

She thought, "Am I the only one still driving a stick?"

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "I am innocent" |
8/26/2022 To 9/2/2022
$25.00 won 3 votes

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order.

I then picked the movie and pizza because I'm the one with the money.

3 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |