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sravanthi

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 28
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 706.00
$25.00 won 23 votes

A local charity had never received a donation from the town’s banker, so the director made a phone call. “Our records show you make $500,000 a year, yet you haven’t given a penny to charity,” the director began. “Wouldn’t you like to help the community?”

The banker replied, “Did your research show that my mother is ill, with extremely expensive medical bills?”

“Um, no,” mumbled the director.

“Or that my brother is unemployed? Or that my sister’s husband left, leaving her broke with four kids?”

“I … I … I had no idea.”

“So,” said the banker, “if I don’t give them any money, why would I give any to you?”

23 votes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$25.00 won 11 votes

My five-year-old son is crazy about cars so I took him to his first car show. He loved seeing all the different models and brands and gushed over the big engines, the colors, and even the wheels. But the car he was most impressed with was a hearse.

“Mom!” he shouted. “Look at all this storage!”

11 votes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$50.00 won 18 votes

A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.

18 votes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$12.00 won 9 votes

My colleague has been living in this country only a few months and is just learning the language.

Although normally chipper, he recently looked sad.

When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, “Today, everything wrong is going in my favor.”

9 votes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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