computer jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to WINDOWS 10?

I asked him and his reply was, "I still love VISTA baby!"

Why was the robot upset?

Everyone was pushing its buttons.

My email password has been hacked again...

That's the third time I've had to rename the cat!

My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.

She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”