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Four engineers where riding in a car when it just stopped.

The chemical engineer said, "We need to drain/refill all the fluids".
The electrical engineer said, "No, we need to rewire it".
The mechanical engineer said, "Lets rebuild it".

They all turned to the Microsoft engineer and he said, "Why don't we all get out of the car and back in....."

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posted by "FTV-III" |
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Give a man a rod and you wont see him all day, because he is fishing
Give him the net and you won't see him for weeks????

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posted by "Les Smedley" |
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John: Hey! Want to go watch a movie in 3D?!
Tim: Sorry! I can't watch movies in 3D! It MHz.

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posted by "Joseph Bond" |
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Q: Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A: Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!!!!

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posted by "Kieran Davenport" |