computer jokes

Category: "Computer Jokes"
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Mom had just returned from shopping and was surveying the ghastly scene in the den. The family computer had been totally smashed into a dozen pieces.

"What happened to the PC?" she asked of her 14 year old son.

"That was dad's doing," he replied. "As usual he couldn't get it to do what he wanted. I told him to reboot it. That's exactly what he did."

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
$15.00 won 10 votes

I tried to change my password to "14days"...

It was rejected as "too weak"!

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posted by "Benjones" |
$25.00 won 4 votes

A computer-illiterate called the help desk asking how to change her password.

“Okay,” I said, after punching in a few keys. “Log in using the password 123456.”

“Is that all in caps?” she asked.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Tech support: “What does the screen say now?”

Customer: “It says ‘Hit enter when ready.’”

Tech support: “Well?”

Customer: “How do I know when it’s ready?”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |