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Favorite this joke What is the cause of most computer problems?
It's the loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.
I heard about a new website: www.needleinahaystack.com.
Took me ages to find it!
CHARACTER DENSITY: The number of very weird people in the office, divided by the floor space
COMPUTER: A device designed to speed and automate errors
COMPUTER CLUB: Used to strike computer forcefully upon receiving error messages
CONSOLE: What one does to a "down" computer
CURSOR: An expert in 4-letter words
DUMP: A system programmer's work area
FEATURE: Hardware limitation as described by a marketing representative
KEYBOARD: An instrument used for entering errors into a system
LANGUAGE: A system of organizing and defining error messages
PASSWORD: The nonsense word taped to your terminal
How does a tree access a computer?
Like anyone else would.. it logs on.
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