computer jokes

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

A blonde walks into a store that makes curtains. She says to the clerk, "I would like curtains the size of my computer screen. The clerk says, "Why the size of you computer screen?" The woman replies, "Because I've got windows!"

The best part about computers is that they make very fast, specific mistakes.

A software expert claims: “My software never has bugs -- it just develops random features.”