computer jokes

A software expert claims: “My software never has bugs -- it just develops random features.”

Q: What is a programmer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way
You do not understand.

Mr. R.B. Jones applied for a position with the government and was accepted. On his first day the personnel dept processed his records. When asked what the R.B. stood for he informed the clerk that they stood for nothing. His parents had named him with the initials only.
The clerk informed him that his records could not show initials only so they typed his name as R. (only) B. (only) Jones. He got his first paycheck made out to Ronly Bonly Jones!

The businessperson told a nervous client to think of the computer match up service simply as “dater-processing”