Four engineers where riding in a car when it just stopped.
The chemical engineer said, "We need to drain/refill all the fluids".
The electrical engineer said, "No, we need to rewire it".
The mechanical engineer said, "Lets rebuild it".
They all turned to the Microsoft engineer and he said, "Why don't we all get out of the car and back in....."
John: Hey! Want to go watch a movie in 3D?!
Tim: Sorry! I can't watch movies in 3D! It MHz.