computer jokes

I used to work in a superstore. One day a sparrow flew in and perched itself by the ceiling. Management wondered how to catch it.

I suggested that we keep a computer terminal unoccupied.

"You can catch it when it stops by to tweet."

"Hey, what do you call a singing computer?"

"I don't know, what do you call a singing computer?"

"A-Dell."

They say spending too much on the internet is bad for you...

I wonder if there's a website to find out more information about it?