Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Set your Wi-Fi password to 2444666668888888.
So when someone asks tell them it’s 12345678.
Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because you can't open windows in space.