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Favorite this joke Apparently, independent studies have discovered that the internet is an addictive agent which, they say, is just as powerful as drugs or alcohol.
However, researchers go on to say that the internet is actually much more dangerous than these addictive substances, since it is a terminal addiction.
- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
- If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
- Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
- To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
A computer once beat me at chess...
But it was no match for me at kickboxing!
“Password is incorrect.”
“Password is incorrect.”
“Password is incorrect.”
*Clicks forgot password.*
*Changes password.*
“New password can’t be old password.”
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