If you were in the Apple store when a robbery occurred...
Does that make you... an iWitness?!?!
What is a web developer's favourite tea?
URL Grey.
Wikipedia: “I know everything.”
Google: “I have everything.”
Facebook: “I know everybody.”
Internet: “Without me you’re nothing.”
Electricity: “Keep talking losers.”
What do you call it when you have your mom’s mom on speed dial?
Instagram.