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Favorite this joke Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.
Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers.
Friend: I'm selling a keyboard for $5.
Me: Why so cheap?
Friend: A spider crawled into it.
Me: Wow. Did you get rid of it?
Friend: No, but it's under CONTROL.
What’s the difference between USA and USB?
One connects to your devices and accesses all of your data.
The other is a hardware standard.
What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?
One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.
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