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I used to find buying books from Amazon slow and inconvenient...

Until one day the receptionist suggested I use their website.

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posted by "sravanthi" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

We were at a red light when a car pulled up, its music blasting.

“He’ll be deaf before he’s 25,” I said.

“That won’t help us,” my wife replied. “He’ll only turn it up.”

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posted by "srg" |
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I’m employed at a computer security company and have a colleague whose name is M. Alware. His e-mail address is malware@company.com.

My ex-boss’s name is R. Stone. His e-mail was stoner@company.co.in.

My name is James Pan. Every other permutation of my name was taken (e.g., jpan, jamesp), so I’m stuck with japan@university.edu.

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "srg" |
1 votes

In the high school computer class the teacher asked, "So what is malware?"

From the back of the room Donna stood up and replied, "Briefs and Boxers!"

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |