entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$25.00 won 12 votes

A man arrives at the repair shop to pick-up his watch.

Clerk: "I haven't finished repairing it yet. just give me a few more minutes.

Man: "Sure, no problem."

The man goes and stands right next to the clerk, who notices him but continues working. After a while, he can't take it anymore.

Clerk: "Why are you sticking so close to me?"

Man: "I'm only doing what the sign outside your door says."

Clerk: "And what is that, may I ask?"

Man: "It says, 'Watch Repairs.'"

12 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$12.00 won 3 votes
 

She texted me: Your adorable!

I replied: No. You're adorable!

Now she likes me a lot. All I did was point out her typo.

3 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "RS" |
0 votes

What do you call a police officer in the time of the dinosaurs?

A Triceracop!

0 votes

posted by "Cory" |
$12.00 won 5 votes

"Stop making a big deal out of it, it's not a big deal."

"Sometimes the smallest things hurt the most."

"How so?"

"Well, you can sit comfortably on a mountain, but you can't on a needle!"

5 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |