entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$50.00 won 23 votes

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.

You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!!

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Have you ever noticed...

How the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle, are the ones who arrive last and who will leave during the performance?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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An American tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland. He approached a local person and asked, "What's the quickest way to Marystown?"

The local, scratched his head, "Are ya walkin' er drivin'?" he asked the stranger.

"I'm driving," said the stranger.

"Well, that's the quickest way."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A magician comes up to our table and does a card trick.

Impressed, I asked him how he did it.

He says "I can tell you, but I'd then have to kidnap you and take you away."

I said, "Can you tell my mother in law?"

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Kevin Hidook" |