entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$9.00 won 7 votes
 

Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Scarecrow, and The Cowardly Lion are all playing high stakes Texas Hold’em in Oz.

After a few hours, when it came to betting the antes, The Scarecrow turns to Dorothy and says, “Dorothy, we all put up our antes. Where’s your ante?”

Dorothy quickly replied, “I’ve already told you. My auntie’s in Kansas!”

7 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$15.00 won 5 votes
 

"The letter 'W' is the most dangerous alphabet in the world. Because all worries start with 'W'.... Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, and Wealth."

"You're forgetting one."

"Really? Which one?"

"Wife!"

5 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

Why did the singer climb the ladder?

To reach the high notes.

9 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "barber7796" |
0 votes

What do silk worms think about global warming?

Nothing. They don’t read the newspapers!

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posted by "Cavin" |