entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tra’-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s

Archives \ar’-kivs\: What Noah kept the bees in.

Avoidable \a-void’-a-ble\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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"You must've been hungry? I noticed you've eating at this wedding for an hour now!"

"I'm full, but the wedding card said dinner is from 8-10 pm..."

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
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What do we learn from animals like Buffaloes, Elephants and Cows?

That not everyone can lose weight by eating greens and salads and walking as well.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |