entertainment jokes

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$5.00 won 3 votes

Be careful when you follow the masses...

Sometimes the "m" is silent!

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "catlover" |
1 votes

Question: What do you call it when a fellow sings very badly in the shower?

Answer: A-crappello!

1 votes

$6.00 won 4 votes

Store keeper: Good morning Sir! How may I help you?

Customer: Why is this water bottle cost so much? It's $20 per liter!

Store Keeper: Sir, this is pure water from an ancient glacier of the Alps. That's why it is very costly.

Customer: Pure water from the Alps, huh? Then why is the date of expiration September 2017?

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Ricky" |
$25.00 won 28 votes

MAN: Have you finished ironing my silk shirt?

BUTLER: Yes, sir.

MAN: Then please bring it here. I have to get dressed!

BUTLER: Sir, I was ironing and someone knocked on the door. I went to open it and when I came back I could smell something burning....

MAN: Don't tell me you've burnt my shirt!

BUTLER: I... yes, I did.

MAN: Oh, no! Fortunately I have another silk shirt in the cupboard.

BUTLER: I know that, sir. That's why I cut it up and patched up the one I burnt!

28 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |