entertainment jokes

A man showed some friends his apartment. One guest asked, "What's that big brass basin for?"

"That's the talking clock," answered the man.

He gave it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, "Knock it off! Don't you know that it's 2:00 A.M.!"

At an election booth, a woman was applying electoral ink to her forefinger.

She asked, "How long will this last?"

The officer replied, "60 days!"

The woman asks, "Could you please color my hair as well?"

Is there a difference in a smart person and a stupid person?

No, as both think they know everything.

i enjoy the comedy technique of Self-Deprecation...

But I am not very good with it.