entertainment jokes

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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

"CURSES, FOIL AGAIN!"

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posted by "iamacutie" |
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While shopping in the produce department of the local grocery store, a demanding customer asked to have a watermelon cut in half.

I told the lady that we don't normally do this. After being pushed for about five minutes, I took the melon to the backroom and said to my co-worker John, "I need this cut in half so this mean lady can buy it."

I did not know that she had followed me to the backroom. I turned around and quickly said, "And this lady would like the other half!"

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posted by "THE MAN" |
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I heard on the news tonight that Vanna White is in a rehab center...

She's hooked on phonics.

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posted by "iamacutie" |