Sad news at the Nestle factory today when a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted, "The milky bars are on me!"... everyone just cheered.
Skeleton 1: This isn't your best work.
Skeleton 2: I know. My heart isn't in it.
What happens when the queen burps?
She issues a royal pardon.
What European capital has the most ghosts?
Boo-dapest!