Mamma Bird: "Are you feeling alright? What's wrong?"
Baby Bird: "I shouldn't have eaten that caterpillar sandwich before the interview. Now I have butterflies in my stomach."
Panhandler: "Please sir, can you give me $10?"
Man: "Sorry, don't have any change. All I have is a $50 bill."
Panhandler: "No problem sir, if you donate $50 today, you can take advantage of the 10% cash back offer!"
How do superstars stay cool?
With the help of their fans!
"Hey, why are you standing in the sun?"
"I am just drying my sweat."