Irony- getting CPR from someone with bad breath!
The one that is trying to make you breathe, is the same one that is taking your breath away.
Why did the Engineering grad became a pilot?
In order to "land" himself a job!
What did the new Washing Machine tell the Old Refrigerator?
"Whatever you do, don't lose your 'cool'!"
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!!