entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$25.00 won 6 votes

Boy: "How old are you?"

Girl: "I'm not saying. You know, you shouldn't ask a girl her age."

Boy: "Oh, okay. By the way, what's your email address?"

Girl: "It's suzie1993@gmail.com, why?"

6 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
3 votes

Jack: “I am a master of fast calculations.”

Jenny: “Okay, what is 758 times 642, divided by 5?”

Jack: “22!”

Jenny: “Ha-ha, that’s wrong!”

Jack: “I said I was fast, I didn't say anything about accurate!”

3 votes

posted by "Saggy" |
$25.00 won 20 votes

A man arrives at the repair shop to pick-up his watch.

Clerk: "I haven't finished repairing it yet. just give me a few more minutes.

Man: "Sure, no problem."

The man goes and stands right next to the clerk, who notices him but continues working. After a while, he can't take it anymore.

Clerk: "Why are you sticking so close to me?"

Man: "I'm only doing what the sign outside your door says."

Clerk: "And what is that, may I ask?"

Man: "It says, 'Watch Repairs.'"

20 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$12.00 won 11 votes
 

She texted me: Your adorable!

I replied: No. You're adorable!

Now she likes me a lot. All I did was point out her typo.

11 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "RS" |