entertainment jokes

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Where did Marco Polo die?

At the deep end of the pool.

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posted by "Noah Puchalski" |
$12.00 won 11 votes

Friend 1: "Hey, how did you hurt your head?"

Friend 2: "Have you seen that electric pole which is exactly next to the school gate?"

Friend 1: "Yes."

Friend 2: "Yeah well, I didn't see it."

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$9.00 won 7 votes
 

Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Scarecrow, and The Cowardly Lion are all playing high stakes Texas Hold’em in Oz.

After a few hours, when it came to betting the antes, The Scarecrow turns to Dorothy and says, “Dorothy, we all put up our antes. Where’s your ante?”

Dorothy quickly replied, “I’ve already told you. My auntie’s in Kansas!”

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$15.00 won 9 votes
 

"The letter 'W' is the most dangerous alphabet in the world. Because all worries start with 'W'.... Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, and Wealth."

"You're forgetting one."

"Really? Which one?"

"Wife!"

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |