entertainment jokes

A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new car.
“I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car,” he said. “That’s right, sir,” the salesman answered. “We will replace anything that breaks.”
“Fine, I need a new garage door.”

Banta's son: Dad there is some one at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.

After the dance, young Charles asked the young girl if he could see her home – so she showed him a picture of it.

John asks: Why are you drinking so much?
Joe says: Because I donated my body to science, and I am preserving it until they are ready to use it.