entertainment jokes

“Hello, Operator, you gave me the wrong number!” said the young man, quite upset about it. "I’m calling Hope5567.“

"There is no such exchange as Rope,” said the operator.

“Hope,” replied the man angrily. “H like in Harry, O for Otto, P for Peter and E for Edward.”

“Gee,” said the operator, “that phone booth must be awfully crowded, but what number do you want?”

On a visit to Chicago, a woman was eager to visit a posh department store a few blocks from her hotel. Her husband agreeably hailed a cab. “The lady wants to go to Neiman Marcus,” he told the driver.
The cabby looked over his shoulder at them. “And the gentleman?” he asked. “Does he want to go to the bank?”

An urgent call was put in for a plumber at noon but he didn’t arrive until 5 hours later. “How is it?” he asked entering the house. “Not so bad,” replied the home owner. “While we were waiting for you to arrive I taught my wife how to swim.”

Years ago someone in California hollered “Gold,” and people drove from all directions. That’s the way they still drive in California.