entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get ear rings?
A: A Buck-an-ear.

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posted by "Jon Good" |
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Q: Why would they not let the Pirate into the theater?
A: Because it was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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posted by "Jon Good" |
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.

The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.

The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.

The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

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posted by "Leogal" |
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Love is like peeing yourself – everyone can see but only you feel the warmth.

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posted by "vnk" |