entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$5.00 won 6 votes

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

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posted by "virgogal" |
1 votes

An Atheist, a vegan and a CrossFitter walk into a bar. How do you know?

They'll tell you.

1 votes

posted by "isahbel" |
1 votes

Two cannibals are eating a clown, and one looks at the other and says - Does this taste funny to you?

1 votes

posted by "Leogal" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is soaked in the blood and tears of the innocent.

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posted by "Krunkmaster" |