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Favorite this joke I got robbed at the gas station today. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it.
I said, "Yes, pump number six."
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear !!!
A man with stutter went to a restaurant for dinner and ordered a steak, the waitress came with a salt cracker and asked, "Would you like some salt, sir?". The man replied "Ye..yes, p...p...please add...". The waitress cracks some salt onto the man's steak while the man persisted "...add...add...add...". Salt quickly piled up the steak like a tiny mountain, but the man would not stop insisting on adding more. Just when the waitress was about to stop and question, the stuttered man finally shouts out "...add...add...add just a little bit!!".
Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?
They each got six months
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