entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$25.00 won 7 votes

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky!"

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky!"

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such treatment, the man tries the parrots approach, "I've asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it now!"

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"

7 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
4 votes

A very self-centered actor was hauled into a court as a witness. When asked to state his occupation he announced quit confidently, "I am the world's greatest actor."

"Why did you tell them that?" a friend inquired afterward.

"Had to," was the answer. "I was under oath."

4 votes

posted by "Richard Felt" |
$50.00 won 13 votes
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John: Do you know how we can make varnish disappear?

Joseph: No. How can we make it disappear?

John: Just remove the letter "r" and it will vanish!

13 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
4 votes

"Time separates the best of friends," said one women to another.

"How true," replied the other. "Twenty years ago we were fifteen, now you're thirty-five and I'm twenty-nine!"

4 votes

posted by "RobertAlex" |