entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$50.00 won 20 votes

"What would you like for your birthday?"

"Nothing would make me happier than a guitar!"

"Great, I'll get you nothing then."

20 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

A man climbs up to the top of a mountain. He shouts "I love you!" and waits for the echo.

The echo comes replies, "I have a boyfriend!"

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$25.00 won 13 votes

Boy: "How old are you?"

Girl: "I'm not saying. You know, you shouldn't ask a girl her age."

Boy: "Oh, okay. By the way, what's your email address?"

Girl: "It's suzie1993@gmail.com, why?"

13 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
3 votes

Jack: “I am a master of fast calculations.”

Jenny: “Okay, what is 758 times 642, divided by 5?”

Jack: “22!”

Jenny: “Ha-ha, that’s wrong!”

Jack: “I said I was fast, I didn't say anything about accurate!”

3 votes

posted by "Saggy" |