A man brought some prescription tablets and started cutting off the edges.
Do you know why?
He wanted to avoid the side effects.
Always remember you are unique...
Just like everyone else!
Father: "Take a look at and learn something from your classmate Lucy. She got an A on the last exam."
Son: "Actually Dad, that's the reason I failed... I WAS looking at her."
John: "Hey Rick, why are you standing below the tube light with your mouth open?"
Rick: "Because the doctor told me to have a light dinner, but I don't think this is working."