entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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Waiter: These are the best eggs we have had for years!

Customer: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long!

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.

A tax is a fine for doing well.

9 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

Sad news at the Nestle factory today when a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath.

He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted, "The milky bars are on me!"... everyone just cheered.

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "albertreo" |
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Skeleton 1: This isn't your best work.

Skeleton 2: I know. My heart isn't in it.

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posted by "Heaven" |