entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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After a hard day at work I decided to ride my bicycle to town to wind down a bit. I came into town and decided I’d go in the liquor store to get a bottle of scotch. I came out of store and since my bike had a basket in front, I put bottle in there.

It occurred to me that if I fell over with the bike, the bottle of scotch would break. So I decided to drink scotch an then head home. So I did.

Good thing too, as I fell over 10 times on the way home.

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posted by "Herb Glanzer" |
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Which race has no running?

A swimming race.

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posted by "Clown" |
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Wife: "I wish I were Juliet, and I had a Romeo..."

Husband: "If you would have been Juliet, I don't think Romeo would've chosen to die."

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posted by "RS" |
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What does a tree drink?

Root beer.

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posted by "RS" |