entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$9.00 won 8 votes

Sad news at the Nestle factory today when a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath.

He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted, "The milky bars are on me!"... everyone just cheered.

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "albertreo" |
3 votes

Skeleton 1: This isn't your best work.

Skeleton 2: I know. My heart isn't in it.

3 votes

posted by "Heaven" |
$8.00 won 8 votes

What happens when the queen burps?

She issues a royal pardon.

8 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "WomenPower" |
$50.00 won 13 votes

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boo-dapest!

13 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |