What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day?
Happy Independence Day!
My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket to buy our granddaughter, so we asked the young salesman.
“If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend,” I said, “which would you get?”
“A bulletproof one,” he said. “I’m married.”
I walk into a hotel and go to check in. The beautiful receptionist got me checked in and was all smiles. She even wrote down her phone number for me.
The number was 0....
I woke up in the hotel this morning and the housekeeper was banging on the door, just banging away.
Finally, I had to get up and let her out.