entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$12.00 won 16 votes
 

She texted me: Your adorable!

I replied: No. You're adorable!

Now she likes me a lot. All I did was point out her typo.

16 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "RS" |
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What do you call a police officer in the time of the dinosaurs?

A Triceracop!

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posted by "Cory" |
$12.00 won 15 votes

"Stop making a big deal out of it, it's not a big deal."

"Sometimes the smallest things hurt the most."

"How so?"

"Well, you can sit comfortably on a mountain, but you can't on a needle!"

15 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 24 votes

"Whose car is this?"

"Mine! I just picked it up from the car dealer. You like it?"

"It's great, congratulations!"

"Thanks, but it's just a second hand one. Would you like to take it for a spin?"

"Really? You don't mind?"

"Not at all."

Five Minutes Later-

"What'd going on? I thought you were taking the car for a spin?

"Just give me a minute. I'm just trying to decide something."

"What?"

"Well, you said it's a second hand car, but I just can't decide which is my first hand and which is the second?"

24 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |