entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$10.00 won 7 votes

I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?"

"Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.

I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm."

7 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |
$6.00 won 5 votes
 

I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT Support...

He said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?"

I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man?"

5 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Richard Felt" |
$9.00 won 4 votes

An actress who suffered from an inferiority complex was complaining to her psychiatrist. "I'm a nothing!" she cried. "I can't sing. I can't remember my lines. I can't dance, I can't even act. I really don't belong in show business."

"Why don't you quit?" the doctor asked.

"I can't," moaned the actress. "I'm a Star!"

4 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |
2 votes

A new celebrity restaurant chain is opening up nationwide. It is a partnership between Kareem Abdul Jabarr, Ryan Coffee, and Sugar Ray Leonard.

They're going to call it: "Coffee with Kareem and Sugar"

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |