entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$50.00 won 8 votes
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John: Do you know how we can make varnish disappear?

Joseph: No. How can we make it disappear?

John: Just remove the letter "r" and it will vanish!

8 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
4 votes

"Time separates the best of friends," said one women to another.

"How true," replied the other. "Twenty years ago we were fifteen, now you're thirty-five and I'm twenty-nine!"

4 votes

posted by "RobertAlex" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?"

"Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.

I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm."

7 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |
$6.00 won 5 votes
 

I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT Support...

He said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?"

I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man?"

5 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Richard Felt" |