entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
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"How did the man feel after being run over by a car?"

Answer: "Tired."

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posted by "SharonKP" |
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Where did Marco Polo die?

At the deep end of the pool.

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posted by "Noah Puchalski" |
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Friend 1: "Hey, how did you hurt your head?"

Friend 2: "Have you seen that electric pole which is exactly next to the school gate?"

Friend 1: "Yes."

Friend 2: "Yeah well, I didn't see it."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Scarecrow, and The Cowardly Lion are all playing high stakes Texas Hold’em in Oz.

After a few hours, when it came to betting the antes, The Scarecrow turns to Dorothy and says, “Dorothy, we all put up our antes. Where’s your ante?”

Dorothy quickly replied, “I’ve already told you. My auntie’s in Kansas!”

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |