Why did the Engineering grad became a pilot?
In order to "land" himself a job!
What did the new Washing Machine tell the Old Refrigerator?
"Whatever you do, don't lose your 'cool'!"
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!!
Have you ever noticed...
How the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle, are the ones who arrive last and who will leave during the performance?