entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$10.00 won 3 votes

Mahendra was in the hospital after hurting his head. His friend, Roshan came to meet him.

Roshan: How did you hurt your head?

Mahendra: I was using a stick to break a rock. A passerby told me to use my head!

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posted by "Clown" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

"Mom says that drinking a buffalo's milk makes us smarter."

"She's lying. If it did make one smarter, then the buffalo's calves would be scientists."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I’d like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine."

Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one overweight member said, "I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently."

"Do you have anything else to add?" asked the manager.

"Well, yes," said the member. "I also lie extensively."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$25.00 won 6 votes

Baker: "These are the best cakes, ma'am. We have been baking them for years!"

Customer: "May I have a cake that was baked today, please?"

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |