I do 10 sit-ups every morning...
It may not sound like much, but there is only so many times you can hit the snooze button!
A photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the lady of the house. She looked at the photos and commented, "These are great! You must have a good camera."
He didn't make any comment, but as he was leaving to go home he said, "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."
A housewife answered the door bell to find two beggars outside. "So you're begging in two's now?" she asked.
"No, only for today," one of them replied. "I'm showing my replacement the ropes before going on vacation."
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one...
He's never gonna give you 'Up'!