entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$6.00 won 2 votes

While shopping in the produce department of the local grocery store, a demanding customer asked to have a watermelon cut in half.

I told the lady that we don't normally do this. After being pushed for about five minutes, I took the melon to the backroom and said to my co-worker John, "I need this cut in half so this mean lady can buy it."

I did not know that she had followed me to the backroom. I turned around and quickly said, "And this lady would like the other half!"

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posted by "THE MAN" |
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I heard on the news tonight that Vanna White is in a rehab center...

She's hooked on phonics.

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posted by "iamacutie" |
$10.00 won 14 votes

Why did the teddy bear skip lunch?

Because he was stuffed!!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

Why did the elevator go to the doctor?

Because it was coming down with something.

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |