entertainment jokes

Category: "Entertainment Jokes"
$25.00 won 7 votes

Friend: "You shouldn't be gambling. One day you may win but you will lose the next day. The following day you may win again but the very next day you may lose."

Me: "Oh, I hear you! But don't worry, I will not be gambling daily... only on alternate days!"

7 votes

posted by "Kyoto" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

"I have really good eyesight. Even in the dark, I can see things that are far away."

"Really, like what things?"

"Well, the moon and the stars."

7 votes

posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

A sleeping beggar puts a sign in front of him. The sign reads:

Please do not make noise by dropping coins... Use dollar bills instead.

6 votes

posted by "Clown" |
$12.00 won 4 votes

Husband: "I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?"

Wife: "How about on your will?"

4 votes

posted by "Kyoto" |